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[lobelia321]

Have I mentioned recently how very glad I am that badgermonkey still deigns to hang around this fandom (sort of)?

Conversations with her (LJ-ations) are just so *bracing*. And if there's a bandwagon to jump onto or a mainstream to swirl down, she 's sure to throw me a lifeline of mockery that may (or may not) pull me out and off.

Hah!

Where are my Wainthropp icons? There is only this Sackville-Baggins one. It seems suitably aunty-ish.

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[badgermonkey.livejournal.com]

Indeed where are your Wainthropp icons? You know it was on last night and I didn't even watch it, even though nobody was downstairs and I could have done. What does this mean??? OMG WTF.

I'm just a top-class spoilsport, waltzing around with my Smiting Stick of Righteousness, boshing people who are wrong and exposing them to the truth. "WHACK! Keira Knightley can't act." "WHAM! Viggo writes bad poetry." "THWOCK! PotC is just The Mummy on boats." "BLAM! D/G is not sick and wrong."

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

*I* knew that Viggo's poetry was crap *before* you told me! I had, after all, found it for you to see! Without me, you would not even know the wonderful shiteness that is Mortensen's rhyme.

omg wtf 111 HW was on and you didn't watch? It could have been the *drag* episode!! What's the world coming to? tut tut (And where is furniturefic?)

Also, I have to say, the name Keira irritates me, and especially in this spelling.

Also, I happen to know, righteous-icon-miss, that you yourself uploaded that Fuck-canon Wainthropp icon only minutes earlier. Until about 2 days ago, all you had was a book.

And potc is *not* Mummy on boats.

Hah! Something I haven't been lassooed into.

But my favourite pirates in the world are still the Wilde Dreizehn (see icon).

[badgermonkey.livejournal.com]

Are you sniffing glue or what? I have had more than one icons lo these many months, I do not need to stoop to surreptitious uploading to prove a point.

PotC *IS* The Mummy on boats: annoying, sort-of-pretty female lead? Check.
Set in non-realistic past? Check.
Pointless quips? Check.
Sand? Check.
Rooms full of treasure? Check.
The undead? Check.

I rest my case.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Jack Sparrow-type character? Uncheck.

Commodore in wig? Uncheck.

Um. Having fallen asleep in the Mummy when we got it out on video within the first quarter hour, my list of uncheckedness has come to an end. But I'm sure there is loads of non-check. It is entirely plaid, in fact. Pinstriped, even!