slashercises one last try

I've been doing more of those writing exercises (because I don't think I did them properly first time round). But I decided to slash them up a bit, too!

( Ten takes on the Human Scum incident )

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(Closely based on Raymond Queneau's Exercises in Style, except for Take 10, obviously, *gg*.

Also a bit of Viggorli to brighten viva_gloria's day! *winks*