the ant's pants

viva_gloria gave me chocolate-covered ANTS! It is true; such a thing exists! It was a cookie-sized chunk of white chocolate with many little black dots, and the black dots were ants!! I ate the ants!!! They were crunchy!!! I was Dom!!

Life always imitates my stories. I had Orlando wearing a floppy-brimmed digger hat in "When the Cat's way": a month later, I discover a photo of him wearing one! I make Karl into an angling dag in "Up Shit Creek": lo and behold, I see "Price of Milk", and there he is, blokeish dolt with a daggy NZ accent! I have Dominic messing about with arthropods: 2 weeks later, I watch the DVD and discover the scene where he is under a tree with a spider on his shoulder! And Pete Jackson asking him (in the "featurette"): "Do you mind having a spider on you?" "No, no, that doesn't bother me at all." That's my boy!!

These actors are just walking, talking illustrations of fanon.