What is LJ up to these days?

Internet Explorer denies me access to LJ so I have to go via Netscape. Everything looks odd and unfamiliar.

And everyone has suddenly got moving icons! My screen is a bit too busy! *rubs eyes*

I wonder if Brenda ever got my birthday present.

I'm agitated after my weekly session.

I'm on a novel roll.

I have read many delicious fics and feedbacked none of them. *smacks own wrist* But I will!!

People are so generous about k/d.

Angst is best kept in fics not in rl.

Testing:
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Does my bum look big in this icon?

Help, I'm Sean!

Which LotR cast member do you sound like? The stereotypical, pointless, probably inacurate version
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Well, sound like Sean, at any rate.

Er, and eerily accurate it is, too...

Orlando's picture (if you tweak and fiddle in order to get it) says something along the lines of "Nobody knows I have a small penis."

May I say that I adore small penises? That I adore them more than I adore Orlando?

*nestles up to Michelangelo's David and that curlicious little bird in its crampand nest*

Well, small in detumescent state, of course.

(Did I just write 'of course'???)

And just to live up to my Seanish reputation of using big words, more from my Dictionary of Literary Terms in mood icon!