Orc porn!

Why I adore eyebrowofdoom, reason number 3792 .
I've read this orc snippet three times now and it's turning my
brain to la-la lustland.

My god, who needs 'fluttering eyelids' and 'softly-stubbled chins' when you can have
reptilian eyes and someone to rut!!

EDIT: And I just found tyellas's Shagrat/Gorbag . And learned the word 'golug'!

I love the word golug! I love the way Tyellas crawls into the orcs' heads and forces us to
see the world in the way they see it, and I love this:

To the orcs, the elf's eyes were stars of malice, his skin white as a wraith, his voice a
snake's hiss. Most sinister, the attacking pair looked exactly alike, as if they had been
bred from some bright enchantment to destroy orcs.

The golug as vertical white nasty roots that all look alike (hm, possibly these are
the Elrond twins??). And I loved the pissing and the whole orc-banter. And the way
they rubbed their cum on their sword blades. This fic is just so imaginative. It has real
guts. It also makes sense plot-wise because you have woven the incident into the
larger history, back in time to pre-Hobbit and forward to TTT.

*worcships at altar of Tyellas*

*pants helplessly at orcy*

EDITED to include comments I left elsewhere.


Mood courtesy of demelzagirl.

Orcspam

Thank you, gabbyhope for alerting me to these orcpics! And thank you , whoever you are, for screencapping and uploading them! :-)

( orcpics here )

Orcs rule!

My god, I am the stupidest POF alive. This orc-slash list has been in existence for over a year and I only found out about it and joined it one hour ago.

*falls flat on face in disbelief*

Now I can have my orcasms in company!!

*too excited to post a rhetorical mood*

EDIT: Oh, and the list has an orc archive to go with it!!! Wheeeeeee. Off to read. I may be some time...