Warning: Orlando, Richter scale 7

Anyone with an Orlando allergy should avoid the following link like cat's fur but all of you curl-whores out there (and those pathetic others who know, yes know, that he's a vacant loon but can't help creaming into their pants at the sight of every fifth picture of him, and I'm not describing myself here of course, hahahahah... ahem), scuttle on over here:

Pic of the prettuous one .