GIP: Karl's loins

Are words needed?

Well, here are some nice ones.

And here's the photo I cropped this from:
Karl's undone zip. In case you hadn't seen it. Which is unlikely. *g*

Wetter and wetter for WETA

Tay Mueller posted this to the Manly Men list and I think LJ needs to see it, too.

"Richard Taylor and Jason Docherty prepare to mold a double scale full-body  Gollum clay maquette. "



If link is broken, try this: http://www.geocities.com/lobelia40/gollumnude.jpg.

What with Karl's underthings and Gollum's googlies, I'm quite undone.

You've been recced

Alert to thejennabides and ukcalico:

You've been recced! On a non-LotR LJ-page!

Jed and Steve: Note New Icon!

"May I say (out of the side of my mouth) that you look very sharp in that black suit of yours, Jed?"

"And may I reply, Steve, that you don't look bad, either, in your Peter-Jackson lookalike purple shirt?"

"Oi, I'll have you know that I pioneered this shirt. Pete copied it from me."

"That man has no fashion sense."

"You're right about that. Is that a cotton-microfibre blend in your trousers?"

"Well spotted, Steve. Feel the smooth nap of the weave."

"Mm, very smooth. Smooth and sharp all at the same time."

"You got it. Soft and hard. Soft fabric on the outside and, er, hard..."

"No need to finish that sentence, Jed. By the way, I also do like your black-tie and black-shirt combination. Very stylish."

"Why, thank you. Oh... you're still feeling that lap, I mean nap..."

"Yes, and your tie needs straightening. Or loosening. I note that it has a subtle inlaid pattern, an interesting hue-on-hue embroidery effect."

"What are you doing after the premiere, Steve?"

"Checking out your other wardrobe items, perhaps?"

"I'd like to see you with a tie on... and nothing else."

( See their glorious suits and boots here )

My god, I am getting so much into this dialogue, I may need to continue at some future date.

It's spam day

Seize the moment, I say.

But some of you know that I have Karl speaking some Japanese in my Karl/Dom epic. Because a few kind souls helped me with the translations. And now I find this:

Karl addressing the Japanese press conference in Japanese.

This always happens to me. These Boys telepathically divine the as-yet-unposted contents of my fics and live them out.