slashiness galore

I must be on heat or something, or maybe it's just that this is the first day in three weeks where my back has been okay, but today I'm seein' MEN EVERYWHERE.

1) Men number one:
At the swimming pool. I hadn't been swimming for 3 weeks, what with the back, and normally we go every Saturday morning. And this morning, two new swimmers appeared! And, liek 111 phwoar.

They were young (under 25, I should estimate), built and displaying themselves for my viewing pleasure. All I needed to do was to swim along and there they were, at the end of the lane, clearly performing their bodies for me the world to ogle. Because why weren't they jumping straight into the water, eh? No, they were tying their goggles and putting their hands on their hips; I had time to do at least two lengths before they finally (*sob*) submerged those glorious bods.

What was so great was that they were two body types, next to each other. One was stocky, broad-shouldered, with a light down of hair on his chest, and legs like nine-pins: thighs, in at the knees, out at the calves, and what muscles on his upper arms. The other was a tad taller, with a smooth chest and standing-up brown nipples, a more tubular torso, and long legs with shapely knees. I practically drooled into the chlorine. Also, I stared shamelessly because they so clearly wanted to be stared at.

Their faces? I couldn't really tell you. I never got that far up.

2) Men number two:
( Kirk and Spock 111 )

Kirk and Spock! Now, I hadn't seen Star Trek in years and there it was on daytime TV. And suddenly I understood with a flash why this was the first slashy fandom. Because it is total canon. Kirk bats his long, long eyelashes, and Spock stands around being manly, and they wear knee-high boots over calf-length trousers, and in the episode I saw (called 'Yesterday is Tomorrow' or somesuch), Spock got jealous because Kirk was ogling another man, and Kirk was ogling this other man: looking him up and down in most gratuitous fashion.

3) Man number three:
( SRK )

Shahrukh Khan. In Duplicate. Which is a silly little film but somehow despite this or because of this, SRK is teh total hawt in it. And there is one scene where he dresses up as a woman, and the gangster man lies down on top of him and licks his collarbone, and his legs in tights are totally the hot, and they don't try to pantomime it up at all: he is dressed as a hot chick, he struts about like a hot chick, his make-up makes his lips look like some luscious vulva, and I near came in peed my knickers.

Alas, internet, hello...!!!! Where are the screencaps here?!

4) Man number four:
T'h.

Aaaw. Well, he's not really slashy as such but I just thought I'd add him in 'cos he's the only one I actually get to grope.


Also: Arsenal/Portsmouth 2:2! What a game! I heard it all on Radio Five Live.