Babynerd, plus: where are the ugly nerds of Inception?

Remember one-hit wonder band 3 Of A Kind and their 2004 hit Babycakes? (Warning: the youtube clip is borderline misogynist.) For whatever mockable reason: I love this song! What few people know (in fact, what nobody knows except now you, my Flist) is that this song is the THEME SONG of my Harry/Draco/D epic and so-far-not-yet-posted-fic.

Also: their singer Marc Portelli? Hopeless nerd but strangely alluring.

( Pix of strangely sexy nobody )

Sorry, it's probably just me. But it appears I cannot resist a slightly pudgy übernerd with specs and hamster cheeks in a plastic red coat. *lust of shame*

P.S. Which is possibly the key to why my Inception fandomlove is waning: lack of nerds and non-pretty people! Everyone in that canon is just too sharp, attractive and COOL. *eurgh*

Where are the boring!Orlis of Inception? The overweight John Rhys-Davieses? The Gimlis? The Rodney McKays?? The idiotic John Sheppards? The Zelenkas? The pointy-faced Dracos? The inept Dudleys? The out-of-left-field April Binghams?? The weird unwashed Eldons? The knit-wear bedecked elderly Mr Wainthropps? The dork-eared Dominic Monaghans? The ugly orcs? The ugly wraith? The sad and ugly evil Dementors? And even football, o fandom of ye athletic superhoned un-elderly bodies, has its piss-face and arse-mouthed Wayne Rooney...!

Um. I could go on. I may.