pairing silliness

[lobelia321]

OK, I too have played around with the Love Calculator, and these are my results (from lowest to highest):

Harry Sinclair / Karl Urban 21% (obviously wrong)
Viggo Mortensen / Orlando Bloom 22% (hah)
Dominic Monaghan / Billy Boyd 24% (not meant to be)
John Noble / Bernard Hill 29% (complete and utter rubbish)
Karl Urban / Billy Boyd 61 % (pfff)
Domlijah 62% (heh)
Sean Bean / Orlando Bloom 64% (hm)

Karl / Dom 72% (that's a bit better)
Dom / Orli 77% (yay! I knew it!)
my real name / hubster's real name 78% (haha!)

And here's the cruncher:

hubster's real name / Orlando Bloom 94%!!

It's lurve. I knew it! Ever since I first heard him rave on about Legolas...

Got to invite OB round, somehow. Hm. Will take up quiseyes' idea of live-in pet-slashmen.

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[gloriamundi.livejournal.com]

Me + Viggo: 19%. Hah! You hexed it, I can tell.

Yes, I think I need a live-in pet-slashman. Preferably one who can do my housework while I'm online ... If you do manage to get Orlando, can I borrow him? (It's research.)

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

19 per cent??? Bwuahahah. Of course, I believe the Love Calculator's pronouncements wholeheartedly and completely.

And can you have Orlando for research? Um... no. He is to be hubster's play-pet. 24/7, I'm afraid.

Oh, how I love to barter men!

[brightest-blue.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, my husband will be broken-hearted. I'm almost positive he has a crush on Orlando (probably wishful thinking on my part *g*), but he was only 15% compatible. I guess I'll have to find him another boy-toy. *sigh* Have fun with Orli!

Are LJ user names allowed?

[gloriamundi.livejournal.com]

77 %! Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Hugo Weaving and Tamaranth has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

And possibly being on the same continent.

Must find new ID that will make me magically compatible with VM ...

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

And Harry/Orli got something like 86%...and Dave/Orli got 70something.

That whole Karl/Harry thing, though...just *wrong*.

*nods*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

15%??? Oh no.

What is it with the hubsters and the Orli-love? I reckon it's a combination of Legolas looking like a girl (so it's more OK to like him than one of the Manly Men) plus looking like a boy (so the hubsters are reminded of their own long-lost youth) plus being a mean fucking warrior (and they swoon over warriordom).

Re: Are LJ user names allowed?

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I think LJ user names are absolutely allowed. But then the compatibility is, of course, with Whomever and your own Alternate Identity.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Ludicrous, ludicrous. I choose to believe that devilish calculator only on selected occasions!

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[brightest-blue.livejournal.com]

Yup- I think you hit the nail on the head! Funny how it seems more acceptable for men to like a guy who looks more like a girl (wasn't that a Blur song?). And yes, the bad-ass warrior-elf persona makes him very appealing to men generally, I think!