the ant's pants
Sep. 19th, 2002 03:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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viva_gloria gave me chocolate-covered ANTS! It is true; such a thing exists! It was a cookie-sized chunk of white chocolate with many little black dots, and the black dots were ants!! I ate the ants!!! They were crunchy!!! I was Dom!!Life always imitates my stories. I had Orlando wearing a floppy-brimmed digger hat in "When the Cat's way": a month later, I discover a photo of him wearing one! I make Karl into an angling dag in "Up Shit Creek": lo and behold, I see "Price of Milk", and there he is, blokeish dolt with a daggy NZ accent! I have Dominic messing about with arthropods: 2 weeks later, I watch the DVD and discover the scene where he is under a tree with a spider on his shoulder! And Pete Jackson asking him (in the "featurette"): "Do you mind having a spider on you?" "No, no, that doesn't bother me at all." That's my boy!!
These actors are just walking, talking illustrations of fanon.
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Date: 2002-09-19 08:40 am (UTC)Am eagerly awaiting scorpion- and rattlesnake-fic. Bwa ha ha ha
joined at hip
Date: 2002-09-19 08:45 am (UTC)OK, scorpions I can do: are arthropods. Rattle snakes entirely different family; but may do reptiles, who knows: lizards very pretty.
restaurant
Date: 2002-09-19 08:49 am (UTC)"The ants come from farms in China, on the border of the Himalayas. They're mainly for medicinal purposes because they give you energy and strength."
Bwuahahahahahah....!!!!!! Yes, I do feel fabulously revitalised by those Chinese ants!!!! Not your common-or-garden variety of inferior breed!
Re: restaurant
Date: 2002-09-19 09:03 am (UTC)And we can always go to Fortnum and Mason for more. There are all sorts of fascinating beasties in the range ...
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Date: 2002-09-21 01:39 pm (UTC)your entries make no sence to the unknown ones