FIC: Sweat (DRABBLE)
Jun. 22nd, 2006 12:41 pmMy very first drabble ever! 100 words exactly!
Let's see if I can make the Header longer than the actual fic. *g*
Title: Sweat
Author: Lobelia
Fandom: Football
Pairing: Ricardo Izecson Dos Santos Leite (Brazil) / Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (Portugal)
Also known as: Kaká / Cristiano Ronaldo
Category: Drabble
(Hence) Word length: 100
Type: rps
UK rating: A cheeky U
US rating: A cheeky G
Warning: Sweat!
Summary: Kaká and C. Ronaldo sweat the big stuff.
Disclaimer: I do not know the people fictively described herein. This is a work of amateur fiction. It never happened. I am not making money.
Author's note: It has come to my attention that, when playing in temperate or warm climatic conditions, players tend to stream with sweat; I have had occasion to observe this on numerous occasions. So I felt compelled to write this. Because it has been haunting my imagination for at least three days now. *g*
Also, because, notwithstanding a lot of fanon, sex is not squeaky clean! Reading some fics, you'd think that the guys were keener to have a shower than to have sex. Oh, for the days of
shinysparkly's glorious mud-wallowing and in-the-dung-rolling fics!
FAQ: Who are these people? Pretty pics behind the cut. :-)
Sweat
by Lobelia
Sweat drips off the tips of his nose and chin. His shirt clings to his skin; his undershorts are sodden. His feet slither around inside their boots. Moisture on his nape, between his fingers, beneath his scrotum, under his arms, inside his ears. Beading in his eyebrows. Strings of wet hair plastered across his forehead. Perspiration trickles onto his lip. The whole word is salty.
Cristiano, too. Awash with the stuff. Slick as a seal against Kaká's torso. When he shakes his head, droplets fly in rainbow colours.
There's the taste of salt, and then there's another taste of salt.
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Posted 22 June 2006
Kaká with a sheen of sweat (Ronaldinho in the background)

C. Ronaldo, looking moist (coach Scolari at right)

Gratuitous bonus pics:
When grown men cry (C. Ronaldo, Euro 2004)


Let's see if I can make the Header longer than the actual fic. *g*
Title: Sweat
Author: Lobelia
Fandom: Football
Pairing: Ricardo Izecson Dos Santos Leite (Brazil) / Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (Portugal)
Also known as: Kaká / Cristiano Ronaldo
Category: Drabble
(Hence) Word length: 100
Type: rps
UK rating: A cheeky U
US rating: A cheeky G
Warning: Sweat!
Summary: Kaká and C. Ronaldo sweat the big stuff.
Disclaimer: I do not know the people fictively described herein. This is a work of amateur fiction. It never happened. I am not making money.
Author's note: It has come to my attention that, when playing in temperate or warm climatic conditions, players tend to stream with sweat; I have had occasion to observe this on numerous occasions. So I felt compelled to write this. Because it has been haunting my imagination for at least three days now. *g*
Also, because, notwithstanding a lot of fanon, sex is not squeaky clean! Reading some fics, you'd think that the guys were keener to have a shower than to have sex. Oh, for the days of
FAQ: Who are these people? Pretty pics behind the cut. :-)
Sweat
by Lobelia
Sweat drips off the tips of his nose and chin. His shirt clings to his skin; his undershorts are sodden. His feet slither around inside their boots. Moisture on his nape, between his fingers, beneath his scrotum, under his arms, inside his ears. Beading in his eyebrows. Strings of wet hair plastered across his forehead. Perspiration trickles onto his lip. The whole word is salty.
Cristiano, too. Awash with the stuff. Slick as a seal against Kaká's torso. When he shakes his head, droplets fly in rainbow colours.
There's the taste of salt, and then there's another taste of salt.
-----
Posted 22 June 2006
Kaká with a sheen of sweat (Ronaldinho in the background)

C. Ronaldo, looking moist (coach Scolari at right)

Gratuitous bonus pics:
When grown men cry (C. Ronaldo, Euro 2004)


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Date: 2006-06-22 04:20 pm (UTC)After that wholly disappointing loss to Ghana today, this was just what an American girl needs. :D
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Date: 2006-06-22 06:15 pm (UTC)Sorry, but I am ecstatic that Ghana won! And I'd be happy if they won against Germany as well (I'm German)!
Oh, and thank you for your kind feedback! :-) Ah, the man sweat...
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Date: 2006-06-22 06:29 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2006-06-23 03:11 pm (UTC)I had to write the man sweat. It's the first thing I see on the pitch: 23 men dripping with it. (I count the referee, of course. omg, has anyone slashed the refs???!!)
Thank you for reading and commenting! :-)
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Date: 2006-06-23 03:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-06-23 03:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-06-23 03:12 pm (UTC)Thank you!!! :-)
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Date: 2006-06-24 02:02 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-06-25 04:42 pm (UTC)Don't really know. But you could do it. And yes, this is a hint. :D *chants: do it! do it!*
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