lobelia321 | txt slash: Oh, Mr Wainthropp! (Reply)

More, more, more Geoffrey/Mr Wainthropp goodness! Never fear, despite accusations of evildom, elfdom and goodness knows what else, the tide of D/G txt cannot be stemmed!

demelzagirl and I have not been idle!

lobelia321:
"Detective health check, Geoffrey. We need to give in a DNA sample."
"OK, Mr Wainthropp, here's me arm."
"Oh no, Geoffie, blood won't do at all. We need *real* DNA..."

demelzagirl:
"What's that you're reading, Geoffrey?"
"Oh, just something I picked up at t'reference library."
"Give us a look. Blimey! Are you sure that's the right way up?"

lobelia321:
"You're looking a bit peaked, Geoffie; sure you wouldn't like me to get you a nice hot mug of lemsip?"
"No, Mr Wainthropp, but I can think of summat else nice and hot..."

demelzagirl:
"Geoffrey, you've dropped your notebook. Shouldn't you pick it up?"
"Is this just a ploy to get me to bend over, Mr Wainthropp?"
"Rumbled again... but do it, anyway."

lobelia321:
"Oh, just one more time, please, Mr Wainthropp!"
"I don't know if I'm up to it, lad. I'm no longer t'youngest, y'know."
"Well, you could just... *you* know, Mr Wainthropp!"

demelzagirl:
"I hate to say it, Mr Wainthropp, but I've been looking it up at t'reference library. Turns out this is illegal in many countries!"
"Shall I stop?"
"Only if we hear sirens."

lobelia321:
"I hear sirens, Mr Wainthropp!"
"Ooh, we'd better stop, then."
"N... no, not those kinds of sirens, ohh..."
"Yes, ah, I hear something too -- bells, I think, bells!"