Wainthropp! More, more and more!!

[lobelia321]

Due to popular demand, here's more Wainthropp, Wainthropp, Wainthropp!!

Warning: Implied f/f! Threesome! Incest-fic!



Wainthropp txt: The latest batch

demelzagirl:
"Hetty spends a long time at her friend's. I wonder what she does there?"
"I don't really care, Geoffrey, just crack open the nutella!"

lobelia321:
"Derek's home from Australia for Christmas, Geoff, and he'll be wanting his old room back."
"But where'll I sleep, Mr Wainthropp?"
"Oh lad, I'm sure he won't mind sharing."

demelzagirl:
"Derek, must you snuggle quite so close?"
"Don't be coy, Geoffrey, dad's told me all about your bedtime shenanigans."
"Oh... Is *that* something you learned in Oz?"

demelzagirl:
"How are you getting on with our Derek, Geoff?"
"Fine, Mr W! In fact, we're rather close."
"I can't say as I'm too pleased about that. I may have to have words."

demelzagirl:
"Can we have a bit of hush, please? Some people are trying to sleep... Whatever are you boys doing?"
"Sorry, mum, we'll try to keep it up-- I mean, down..."

lobelia321:
"I've talked it over with Hetty, Geoffrey, and we've agreed that it's best if she takes over the spare room and both you boys share t'big double bed with me."

lobelia321:
"Well, this is cosy, Mr W and Derek, lying in t'middle between you like this! Ooh, and what's that pressing against me back? And ooh, also against me front..."

lobelia321:
"Whose hand is that down there?"
"Mine, Derek, so stay clear!"
"Oops, sorry, dad."
"Give me my pillow back!"
"This is no good for me lumbago..."

demelzagirl:
"What... Oh... There's an elbow in the small of me back!"
"Sorry, Derek, me arm's caught in Mr Wainthropp's pyjama cord!"
"Well, hurry up and get uncaught, kid..."




New! Fabulously expanded canon! New character Derek!! (the Wainthropps' son)

Go here for earlier examples and pics of these people.