Topical Wainthropp txt

[lobelia321]

Topical Wainthropp slash!



demelzagirl:
"Hetty, me and Geoff are only going to That London for t'day; don't think we'll need all them sandwiches."
"It's a dangerous place; and no hanging out in Soho..."

lobelia321:
"This London theatre undercover work is a right lark, Mr Wainthropp!"
"And you look grand in your suit, but let me adjust t'tie in t'train toilets for you..."

demelzagirl:
"Good news, lad, t'wrong type of rain's on t'track and we'll be delayed for two hours!"
"But what if someone else needs t'loo?"
"They'll have to cross their legs."

lobelia321:
"Do you think all those scary women in t'front row are the evil porn ring we're after, Mr Wainthropp? Mr Wainthropp!"
"I do like the look of that young Macbeth fellow on stage!"

demelzagirl:
"Mr Wainthropp, we must definitely take the two unscary ones wi'the boots in for, er, questioning."
"But we don't know their names! If only they had name tags with logos..."

Nervous excitement takes refuge in rampant Mary Sueism...