weird people

[lobelia321]

Last night a creepy man invaded our home. In the end, I almost threw him out bodily. I grabbed his bag and deposited it on our front steps and had to stop myself from shoving him out of the room by his shoulders. He just would not go! He was a double-glazing salesman, would you believe. He kept asking personal questions, too: "What do you do, then?" "How long have you been in this country?" Fuck off, you rude cunt. We just wanted a quote! Am complaining to the Glass & Glazing Federation. A bit disturbing to have a threatening piece of scum enter your home at 9 p.m . and not go away, despite being asked to leave repeatedly.

On another note: After leaving it lying around my desktop for months for fear of its baseness being too low even for LJ, I did finally post the
orgasm scale. And yes, it was as I feared: weeks of elevated literary allusion and refined discussion (er) elicited a few tired responses, but an orgasm scale proved to bring the flies out in full force!

Hah, nothing is too low for LJ. We're all mad together.

*slinks off to think of more orgasms...*



I love blithe_sea!!!! Am onto it!