Handwerkergasm
Feb. 9th, 2011 04:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lobelia321So we have 'found' this new Polish handyman who is doing work around our house -- changing locks, fitting a new kitchen tap, assembling Ikea furniture, painting, whittling wood and other whatnots -- and omg, he is hot.
*runs away with face aflame*
*returns to continue post*
Normally, right, you get some paunchy dude with fleshy jowls, jovial jokes and hangy-down trousers. But this guy (let us call him Pavel although that is not his real name) is young, fit and built. He has sinews. He has quick eyes. And he can do everything!! "There's a bit of wood loose here; can you fix that?" "Of course." "Now I know you're not an electrician but would you be able to do something about this loose socket?" "Of course." "I know you're not a builder but could you fix this gutter that's about 1/2 a mile up in the air?" "Of course." You can imagine where I am imagining this could go....
I am thinking of breaking items in the house just so he will need to come back. I just returned from work and he was clearly hot (---) and had taken off his scruffy jumper and revealed a black T-shirt and muscles.
I am, of course, entirely professional about this. "Would you like another cup of coffee? Do you take it with milk?"
*runs away with face aflame*
*returns to continue post*
Normally, right, you get some paunchy dude with fleshy jowls, jovial jokes and hangy-down trousers. But this guy (let us call him Pavel although that is not his real name) is young, fit and built. He has sinews. He has quick eyes. And he can do everything!! "There's a bit of wood loose here; can you fix that?" "Of course." "Now I know you're not an electrician but would you be able to do something about this loose socket?" "Of course." "I know you're not a builder but could you fix this gutter that's about 1/2 a mile up in the air?" "Of course." You can imagine where I am imagining this could go....
I am thinking of breaking items in the house just so he will need to come back. I just returned from work and he was clearly hot (---) and had taken off his scruffy jumper and revealed a black T-shirt and muscles.
I am, of course, entirely professional about this. "Would you like another cup of coffee? Do you take it with milk?"