morgue

[lobelia321]

LiveJournal is a morgue.

Everyone seems to be off reading Harry Potter or getting drunk with BBB.

I am completely uninterested in the new HP book.

*stares at Friends Page which resembles the M25 at 5 p.m. on a Friday*

Comments

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

i'm very glad YOU are uninterested in hp. this means you can continue writing boring!Orli for your adoring cult followers. should the cult be called 'cult of boring!Orli' - CoBO? or 'cult of boring!Orlando Bloom' - CoBOB? WHAH!

or you can work on one or all of the three malta fics you mentioned previously.

*jiggling about in chair waiting for lobelia fic*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Bwuahhah.

*finishes snorting*

Adoring boring Orli! Adorboror.

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

*runs to change lj name, giggling like a mad thing*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Ack! You did it! You changed it! You got there before I did!

Ack! Ack! Ack!

The name sounds like an ent. It's the arbor sound.

Speaking of ents: where's eyebrowofdoom these days? Honestly, she needs to be put on a leash.

What with all the morgue-like HP obsession, it seems that it is only you and I and a handful of other souls who tonight dance through the comments pages like sprites.

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

did you want to be adorboror too? you can be adorboror the writer and i'll be adorboror the cult follower if you like.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Am laughing too hard to see screen.

Adorboror the what? Adoborobobobble what?

*extinguishes*

It could also be a kind of greeting. As in 'hail'.

As in: Adorboror, Orlisbunny! Actually, it sounds like a deponential Latin verb. They all end in 'or'.

Adorbororlisbunny. *tries to untwist tongue*

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

well, i've changed my lj name again. this will be way more difficult to explain than anthrax nuclear decapitation orli's bunny of death death death.

*sigh*

though... "Adoborobobobble" has a certain je ne sais quoi, don't you think?

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

i don't know where is eyebrowofdoom. i believe she got a job? maybe that is taking up some/all of her time... ? she hasn't posted in her journalfen since we bombarded it with comments. but! she has been posting at fandom_wank.

i am not at all interested in hp either - i have never read any the books. i tried reading the first one and couldn't be bothered to finish it. i've seen the first movie and do want to see the second one, but just haven't gotten round to it.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

The Eyebrow has been gallivanting with other Melbournian slashsibs!

That hussy!

[badgermonkey.livejournal.com]

I wasn't getting drunk with BBB today (alas! alas! Oh woe!), I was talking to my mum about school. For three and a half hours. And kind of drifting off at points while she was telling me about school fetes in order to have daydreams about aforementioned BBB. I should never have seen him again. This has set me back about three months!

But LJ has been stupendously boring today.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Lj has been numbing! It's that Rowling woman!

Have her tomes banned from your school.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

You could just try joining the rest of us in the HP madness. *grins*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I've been there, I bored out of there. *grins back*

[hjartad.livejournal.com]

Exactly what I was just thinking.

I almost miss the kerfluffles and such.

Okay, not really.

Loving your boring!Orli, by the way!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Thank you for comment on Orlibore!

*hearts*

Oooh, and you sicced an Unknown Friend onto me! *feels flattered*

We were talking about you yesterday because I met sheldrake in the flesh!

Who is hunk in icon, btw?

[hjartad.livejournal.com]

The hunk in my icon? That would be Joaquin Phoenix! Yum.

Oooh, and you sicced an Unknown Friend onto me! *feels flattered*

Uhoh, might this unknown friend be called Zok? Heh. He has a silly habit of reading my friends list even though he doesn't like slash.

We were talking about you yesterday because I met sheldrake in the flesh!

Talking about me? Uhoh, again. Did the conversation go anything like:

You know, that Kia person...

Yeah.

Obsessed with Billy.

Yeah, she needs help.

If I were Billy I'd be scared.

If I were Dom I'd be scared too and I'd hide out the slash safe haven that is Lobelia's house.