GIP

[lobelia321]

Note to freyafloyd: both girth and length.

Also note t'way he's staring at Chazza's bosom (cropped from icon but available for viewing in original picture). Definitely a sign that evil media PR sharks have forced him to pretend to be heterosexual.

evil bitch chazza wtf omg kick her good 111 fuk u bitchbozzies @-@

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[cupiscent.livejournal.com]

Those fucking oppressive PR sharks, forcing him to gawp at bosoms. But oh! the sacrifices he makes for his art.

((titania fae: So if Charlize Theron was from Wagga, she'd be called Chazza. Whaddya reckon Orlando would be called if he was from Wagga?
titania fae: I was thinking "Ozzy, Ozzo" and then I realised, ah, no, probably more like "fagboy". Ah well.))

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Wagga!Orli!

Is that a bit like whitetrash!Orli??

*loves it*

"Oi, Bloomers, come here and bend over, yer fuckin' poof."

"Yeah, catch a load of that cleft, eh. Bet he bangs away like a shithouse door in a gale."

*throws thongs at Orli's head*

[cupiscent.livejournal.com]

Wagga!Orli would be more boonerish. No long hair! He'd wear his jeans and RM Williams boots and flannies and he'd try his hardest to fit in, watching footy, drinking New and possibly even driving a ute, but it just wouldn't be convincing, and all the guys'd know it and give him shit, and secretly, he'd want to ditch it all and head for the big city.

Where he meets a lovely girl. She's also from Wagga, where they used to call her Chazza, but she prefers Charlize. She understands, and he thinks maybe he's met his soulmate. But life's tough, and she leaves him for some pretty boy. Dismayed, undone, he wanders the streets aimlessly. What will become of our hero?

(Fucked if I know, frankly.)

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

What's boonerish?

And Orli in a ute! Orli's panelvan! Fucktruck! Shaggin' wagon!

With a spraypainted picture of surf and a sunset on the side!

Orli's chin dripping with ketchup from take-away meatpies.

Wandering the streets of Sydney, he happens upon Marton, of course.

one day, i'll get my own conversation - promise!

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

no no, Orli will wander the streets of sydney and meet a dreamy artist called Vizzo.

*snort*

what or where is wagga?