And I

[lobelia321]

need to see it.

Comments

[lazulus]

*laughs hysterically*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I need to stalk the man on Monday. I need to prepare through copious drug use. Then I need to launch myself (and a thousand ships) at the man's crotch and, with fingers practised by a thousand fic moments, undo the flies and extract the muscle.

Alternatively, I could hang around and wait for paparazzi to do the work for me. Or for Todd Haynes to cast him in a film.

[lazulus]

*laughs more*

Sweetie, you have officially lost it!

I lvoe you!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I lvoe ouy too.

(Orli in one ear, orthography out the other.)

[lazulus]

Honestly! I was simply addressing you in a manner befitting someone who has won my enduring affection. When I say I lvoe someone it is a compliment of the highest order! Just ask Jenn.

You think we could lobby Todd to put Orlando in one of his films and light him so he sparkles?

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

He doesn't need to be lit.

(Mg, did I just write that? Am mooshball.)

[lazulus]

Mooshball doesn't even come close.

[badgermonkey.livejournal.com]

Where are you going on Monday? Is it somewhere dangerously fannish? Am I going to have to de-friend you to avoid being soaked with a torrent of drool?

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Alas, I go nowhere. 'tis the Pirates of the Caribbean premiere and I would *like* to go to Leicester Square (demented as I am) but I don't think I can justify turning the Online Compulsive Disorder into an Offline Off-my-fucking-head Disorder (OOmfhD). T'hub when he heard that I watched Graham Norton twice in a row: 'What a waste of time'.

I was miffed. Am on feminist rant, in your wake.

*paddles*

Anyway, you are safe. Although not from droolage. I may put it behind lj-tag. Just for you.

*uses benign WETA icon*

[tinkerkell.livejournal.com]

LMAO. That is bloody fantasic. LMAO. Thank you for making my day.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Glad to oblige.

The icon speaks but the Truth.

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

your icon is fantabulous! i was at work when i saw it and i had to hide my head in a file folder so i won't be grinning like a bloody idiot at non-suspecting new!colleagues!!!11

also...

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

i think you need to go to the premiere. an outing will disprove that you have ocd - quite simply by the fact that you are offline while at this event. think about it - Orli of the Curly Locks and johnny depp touching... right before your very eyes! or! you might be able to touch the sacred forelock itself!!!1 what can be more tempting??!!1!!

hmm, maybe thub [short for, er, t'hub] is not upset by the amount of time you spend online but is actually jealous of Orli of the Curly Locks... ?

Re: also...

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Yes! This is an *extremely good point*! I had not thought of it! Outing to London is *offline* and entirely *non-compulsive* (er... as in: never having been engaged in before) and it involves *meaningful communication* and lots of fresh air.

The crux is: who's to look after the children?

Ack, I have just remembered!!!!! On Monday, I'm in Norwich all day at an examiner's meeting! I could detour home *via Leicester Square*! T'h is looking after children anyway!

Ack!!! AAAAAAAACK!!!!

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

you are SO going to the premiere!

you'll be OUTSIDE! OFFLINE! meeting lots of rabid fangirls interesting people and screaming your head off engaging in meaningful conversation. AND! you're already in the area and your children are looked after.

you have NO reason to not go.

*shock*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_elfy/]

Are you actually considering NOT going? I don't understand. Is that some sort of foreign language you're speaking, or are you insane?

I think a trip to the loo might do you some good. Clear your head a little.

[cupiscent.livejournal.com]

What, you're demanding proof now? Have a little faith, sister!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

O no, not proof. I know it's true. My icons always Speak the Truth.

I just wanna see.

Wanna wanna wanna.

[msilverstar]

You have seen the Slashers of the Caribbean, right?

[rinsbane.livejournal.com]

Thanks for pointing this gem out! I hadn't seen it, and it's priceless!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I hadn't seen it! I love it! Thank you!!

(No penis, though.)

[msilverstar]

*am wiggling with glee, was a little worried that everyone and her sister had seen it already*

[qthelights.livejournal.com]

ahahaha....

*laughs for a very long time*

i love that icon....

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Thank you! *g*

[rinsbane.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* oh god, what an icon.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Thank you! *g*

*tries to revive you*