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[lobelia321]

You people are all batty as hedgehogs and entertain me greatly.

But you have, alas, no insight into my psychological make-up. (lazulus: I would have thought you knew me better than that!) The more I am petitioned, the more stubborn I get. My feet are now so firmly dug in the sand around their toes may as well be a Mafiosa's concrete grave.

This elaborate simile will have to suffice.

I don't know Hugh enough to put him in. You want Hugh? You do Hugh!

But keep on petitioning, by all means. *sits back and enjoys*

And keep the kerfuffles coming. If there's anything that'll keep me writing, it's this!

But compromise my artistic integrity? Never!

*throws hair and stalks off magisterially, stumbling over turban on way out*

Comments

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

You want Hugh? You do Hugh!

i'm sure freyafloyd would be quite happy to do Hugh... *snort*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Who? Hugh? Whoo! You do Hugh. Hugh!! Yoohoo!

[freyafloyd.livejournal.com]

I can't write Hugh, as you very well know. I am just too heterosexual about him.

*storms off*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Er. I thought you *had* written Yoohoo-Hugh. *riffles through documents* Or was that somebody else?

Too het to Hugh! Mwuahahh! I love it!

"You do Hugh?"

"Sorry. Too het to Hugh."

It is a new slogan.

[freyafloyd.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, well, I have written tiny bits of Hugh into three things, but none of it has been very satisfying. I've never written proper Hugh smut.

[lazulus]

(lazulus: I would have thought you knew me better than that!)

Oh, I do! But she was whining and carrying on, so I had to sign just so I could shut her up.

*pets you*

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Well, look, if Hugh gets to be in it, then I'm going to want Michael Tait as a desert potato farmer. I suppose you have to draw the line somewhere...

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Exactly, exactly!!! I can't have every aphid farmer of East Anglia crowding the Middle East.