More poetry

[lobelia321]

In response to demelzagirl, I, too, would like to raise the tone with some (actually rather smutty) poetry.

And it's from the country of the Liebesdachs!




Don Paterson
Postmodern

Boy gets haud o'this porno movie, heavy Swedish number, broon-wrapper joab, like. Waants tae mak a copy o' it
but he's only got the ae video machine. So he thinks: Eh ken. Gets oot the camcorder that's been lehn gaitherin stoor
in the cupboard since last Christmas, sets it up on a wee table right opposite the telly, lines up the screen in the eyepiece.
Nae bather. Lets it roll. When it's feenished he checks the start o' the copy jist tae mak sure it's recorded okay. Nae sweat.
Dead chuffed wi' hisel. Taks it doon the pub that night and lends it tae his pal, then his pal borryis it, exetera exetera.
A fortnight later a' cunt in the pub's seen it, and some boy he disnae ken hands it back to him, funny smile on his puss.

Thinks nothin' o' it tho. Onywiy, three weeks later, the boy thinks, Ach, the wife's oot, Eh'll hae another squint
at thon video again. Same as before, oot wi' the big box o' Scotties, the wife's cocoa butter, slaps in the video,
settles back in the settee, breeks doon, cock oot. So he's sittin' there gien it big licks, a' these Swedes gien it laldy on the telly,
when he notices the reflection o' himsel, wankin awa on the screen, clear as day. Then he stops wankin. But his reflection disnae.
That's cuz it's no' his fuckin reflection. He's only jist taped himsel haein a wank, huzzee. Dye no' get it? Will Eh hae tae explain it tae ye?

Comments

[demelzagirl.livejournal.com]

v po-mo.

Or is perhaps mo' po?

Now will be walking round saying Will Eh hae tae explain it tae ye? all day.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

That was the idea, *winks*.

And mo'po: you learn too fast!! Hahaha.

Ach, how educational is LJ? I think we should get ourselves licensed by the OU.

[gabbyhope.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I feel like I've just re-read certain smutty parts of 'Trainspotting'... ken? So very neat on so many different levels. Damn, must go watch Ewan McGregor in... something. Anything.