curl pics to die for

[lobelia321]

*has incoherent seizure*

It is a constant sadness to me that Orlando Bloom does not seem to like his own curls. He is forever plastering them down with gel, making them look like a wet rag.

But oh, in Malta, they were flying freely in the Mediterranean breeze.





*god oh god*

I don't know what to love more: the curls, the soft focus, the sea breeze, the whiteness and the blueness of everything -- *sighs and dies*

And I've finally found it! The source picture for my icon!!!! *hearts pic*

Well. What to say. And so stern! *stares at nipple*

Comments

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

I don't know what to love more: the curls, the soft focus, the sea breeze, the whiteness and the blueness of everything -- *sighs and dies*

all of the above - word. the first 2 pix - just way too cute for words.

the thing is, long hair is a pain in the backside. mine is constantly tied up and out of my face. i don't blame the poor boy for his hats and whatnot.

i think you need to go to collectormania, yo.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Heh. Every opportunity to egg me into going to Milton Keynes, eh? Btw, world's dullest town.

I don't mind the hats and the caps. But the gel. Yuckety-yuckyuck.

Of course, t'hubster has curls but keeps them cropped close to his skull, army-style. *sighs* I haven't seen them since 1982.

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

yes! i WANT you to go. you will already have company. i don't know why you don't want to go.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Ach, the innocent belief of the childless that one is free to wander where one will...

Also, I may literally implode if I were ever to meet Dom in the flesh. And then what would my children do??

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

i'm sure you have friends or a day care centre you can drop off your kids... or lock them up in the tool shed or something.

you will NOT essplode if you meet Dom.

speaking of sheds, did you inspect yours to see if your postperson stuck flaunt in there? or will you be needing another one?

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I did inspect that stupid shed! Nothing!

*weeps*

I bet someone fucking stole it!

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

i'll run to the bookshop after work tomorrow. keep your fingers crossed. i know you've seen the pix online, but when you have the magazine in your hands, you will literally essplode.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

You are so, so kind. I just hope it gets here this time. Let me know when and if you have it and I'll give you my work address.

*smooches*

Anything you'd like sent? Besides the postcard? *winks*

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

Anything you'd like sent?

no, not really - but you could go to collectormania <insert manic grin here>

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

when's it on anyway? the pornmania thing?

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

it's in october - you have plenty of time to plot. think of the crossover slash possibilities - george takei and Dom! brent mcintyre will be there, and lawrence makoare... and maybe andy serkis will wear even more skin tight pants... ? *dangles the shiny*

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

Btw, world's dullest town.

hah! i'm ashamed to say that canada is the sad owner of the world's dullest town. during some sort of international sporting event [it was sort of like the winter olympics but of less stature and import], a reporter declared that edmonton should be renamed 'deadmonton' because it was so dull.

[ia-ne.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've been there! It's not that dull, I'm pretty sure there are worse. I mean, I'm not especially fond of malls, but you can do something there.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Yes, doesn't it have the biggest mall in the world? Milton Keynes does not have the biggest in the world anything.

[ia-ne.livejournal.com]

Yes, I believe it has. It's like a town itself. I would tell you about all the things you can do/buy/see there, but I'm too tired and can't remember. That's also why I read your wonderful Malta fic but haven't fb'd yet, will do that tomorrow. I bet you can't wait *g*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

*smooches*

[fragilebroken.livejournal.com]

You should go to Collectormania. I believe I may be foolish enough to make the journey myself. *g*

And I have to say that I agree with you in every way about Orlando and those curls. The beautiful, beautiful boy. He's making me insane to the point of having to write him!

Oh, hello BTW. I've changed face.

~the journalist formerly known as Alisa Lohv

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I was *wondering* who this was, bantering so familiarly!

Hah! *glomps* What happened to Alisa???

[fragilebroken.livejournal.com]

*is glomped*

Hee! Alisa decided to take early retirement. There were too many crazy people on her trail as well as too many people who wanted her to be crazy herself. Instead of that, she left all of the madness. It was the only way she could enjoy this fandom. *g*

But it's good to see you and I'm so glad that Orli's curls have kept you captivated. I have to tell you, I'm a bit taken with them myself. gah...

*glomps you back*

[gabbyhope.livejournal.com]

I hearby dub that last pic: 'Orlando Bloom and His Nipple of GUH.'

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I dub myself nipplegazer of GUH.

*swoons slightly*

[cherry-glitter.livejournal.com]

I must learn how to purr, because I feel that is often the only appropriate reaction to photos of Orlando.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

My reactions are far less elegant than that, I am afraid. The noises emerging from my throat are more of the choking, gasping, nay, vomiting type.

[freyafloyd.livejournal.com]

He does those things to his hair because he is GAY, and gay men like sharp hair. If he wanted to appear on chocolate boxes next to baskets full of kittens, or encourage me to have any kind of sex with him, he'd have lovely free curly hair all the time.

That's why. He has chosen sex with men over posing with kittens and having sex with me. Damn, damn, damn that cloven hooved little demon boy, as Jenn now calls him.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

He is not gay! He is just a man! And men are dags! T'hubster has curls but I have not seen them since 1982 because he keeps them cropped short and covered in gunk! Men do this!

Orlando likes nothing better than to peer down ladies' blouses. He likes to rub his penis up and down between women's breasts.

He has frequently been known to pose with kittens. Or at least with dogs.

[azewewish.livejournal.com]

He likes to rub his penis up and down between women's breasts.

And where, exactly, can I sign up for this?

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Now let me see, I had the address *somewhere*. I'm sure I did!!

[andraste-oz.livejournal.com]

For some reason I especially adore the second one. The fingers on the railing thingy! The curls! The expression on the face! The lips parted just a tiny bit!

What are you doing to me? I'm trying to resist the Orlando, dammit!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I love the first one with the profusion of curls (*has curlgasm in passing*) but I also adore that second one. *guh guh guh*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Oh, and resisting Orli? I tried that. But there is some aphrodisiac mixed in with the Maltese air and exuding from Orli's Maltese freeform curls, that is *impossible*.

[cupiscent.livejournal.com]

Now that is a very pretty young man. (All that skin. I don't even get to the nipple for the skin. I have such a skin fetish. Largest organ in the body, you know.)

However, I will stand strong and say that I don't actually like his hair all flyaway in the breeze. I like the curls a little more controlled, I hair sleek and shiny. This is too messy. Too boofy. Too... ah...

Too much like my mother's. *runs away*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

It's too much like *his* mother's!!!! Have you seen the mum-pic???

I am beginning to suspect that my unquenchable lust for the free-flying curls stems in some way from subliminal mother-identification with Sonia Bloom. Staring at those aged 3, 4, 8, 11 pics, I kept thinking of my *own* sons.

*hides*

[tvillingar.livejournal.com]

Fluffy!

[thejennabides.livejournal.com]

oh dear, I thought you had seen all these already, because of your icon!

so you may have seen this already, as it was posted at Orlandomultimedia and who knows where else. but just in case, there it is. :)

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Heh. This is the one I posted myself, no? The one with the nipple.

While I like the torso, it is as nothing compared to the curls. I am quite unreasonably mesmerised by the curls. I could turn him into Mary Magdalen and cover his entire body in those curls. Yes, I can see why you made him into a muskrat! I want him to have curls on the *inside* of his arse! Then Bean would have something curly to thrust into.

[thejennabides.livejournal.com]

sorry! the images are not all loading, so I could only see your comments. I knew what your icon was from, and that there were a few pictures posted at the same time. I assumed - and yes I know, when you "assume" you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me" (or just me, in this case) - that those were the pictures you posted. *sheepish grin*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

They weren't visible? That's geocities for you.

I posted the one my icon was taken from. I had seen a very similar one, some weeks ago but it was not *the one*. It was marginally but significantly different. Then there was the nipple. And then two absolutely adorably stomach-churning ones of the curls flying freely on a sail boat.

*dies*

Here's the link:
http://www.geocities.com/lobelia40/obmaltacurlsgalore
http://www.geocities.com/lobelia40/obmaltasails

[blythely.livejournal.com]

THEY'RE NOT CURLS.

THAT'S A 'FRO.


*dies laughing*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Ah, a curl expert!

The variegated world of curls. *sighs*

No, m'dear, this is not a 'fro. A 'fro has tight, corkscrew curls. They do not fly away in large strands. This is a mop of fly-away curls.

*adores the curls*

*revives Hair the Musical*

[blythely.livejournal.com]

it's 'fro size, dude.

omg i want blaxploitation!orli now.

*is a dork*