ho ho ho and a bottle of rum

[lobelia321]

The plan was to write Desert Prince and to write Karl/Dom fic and to cruise SJ (shirk-J).

Instead, I find myself having to go off to Pirates of the Caribbean for a second viewing.

What hardship. (What a hard ship, indeed.)



It is becoming increasingly imperative that I have sex with Johnny Depp some time soon. I can somehow not quite believe that I haven't yet. But I need to get my man-average up. One per decade is just too palling.

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[billboyd.livejournal.com]

*has sex with you*

[shaenie.livejournal.com]

Dammit, I keep DOING THAT!!

*I* want to have sex with you! Not that grumpy bastard.

Ok, he probably wants to, too, but I was here first, dammit!!!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

*ogles icon*

Good, good. This is getting better all the time. Still, as I said to Bill Boyd: nothing like a bit of actual manflesh. Cybersex is good but manflesh is good, too.

Why don't I have a Depp icon? *is puzzled*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Good. This is good. Cybersex. That's a start. And such a manly Billy, too.

Still. Nothing like a manflesh real bonk.

With Johnny Depp.

Dressed up as Jack Sparrow.

[msilverstar]

I want to too! (Have sex with Lobelia. Or Johnny Depp. Or both, woooooo!)

My average is high but if you plot it per decade, it suddenly looks less interesting...

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

A *threesome*! Yes, I can *definitely* go with that. *fetches Mr Pinky to make it a foursome...*

And we'll get him to dress up as Jack Sparrow. And handcuff him to a mast.

*implodes with fantasy possibilities*

All my men happened in the space of 3 years. Thus averaging them out over decades is somewhat misleading. Except t'h who's been there all along.

ah yes.....

[pippinspeach.livejournal.com]

I developed the HugeJohnnyCrush in about 1997 after being pretty much ignorant of his charms until that point. He & his 21JS fame came around just about the time I left college & started work & hardly watched any TV anymore, so I totally missed out on all that.

My favorite movies of his are "Don Juan De Marco," "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" and "Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas." Be warned, that last one takes a mighty open mind. I hated it on first viewing, was trying to explain why, kept coming up with reasons I loved it & ended up having to see it twice more, and now I own the VHS. And the book. And now Hunter S. Thompson is one of my top 3 favorite authors of all time.

If you want a really bizarre movie night, rent "Ed Wood" and "Dead Man" ;) It's all about the acting in those, and he's incredible.

He hates "21 Jump Street" but he was brilliant in it. I can recommend several Emmy-caliber episodes if anyone's curious. My favorites are "Blinded By The Thousand Points Of Light" (undercover work among teen prostitute runaways), "Swallowed Alive" (undercover work in a juvenile detention facility) and "La Bizca" (Hanson & Penhall go to El Salvador to try to rescue Penhall's deported wife).

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[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, Depp-recs! *laps them up*

See, I was pondering where I had seen him before Potc. And I could only come up with "Ed Wood" in which he was fucking outstanding. And then lazulus showed me "Sleepy Hollow" which was so-so but again, he was it.

I have never heard of this series you mention. (I spent the 70s in Australia, the 80s in Germany and the 90s in England so may have missed out on much US-lore.)

Now what I need is a Johnny-icon. Preferrably snogging the Commodore.

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[pippinspeach.livejournal.com]

His most famous movie is probably "Edward Scissorhands"

21 Jump Street was a US TV show that was about young adult police officers/detectives who were assigned to work undercover in high schools. I got totally hooked on it and have a website for it:
http://cglass.vinu.edu/21js.html

Re: ah yes.....

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Ooh, nice website. Although not all the links worked (e.g. send a JD postcard). But am not sure I want to get into Johnny-in-the-70s mode. I am particularly fond of the fact that Johnny is my age. I don't want to walk down nostalgia lane. I want to love being 40.

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[pippinspeach.livejournal.com]

Let me know if you come across any bad links. I don't maintain the site much; it's kinda a done deal that I just keep up on the net for informational purposes (the show was cancelled in 1991 & I made the site in 1997). It wasn't 80s - it's all 1987-90. Personally I think he's only gotten sexier as he's gotten older. :)

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[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Much like Sean Connery!!

Now where is my Connery icon? All deleted to make way for t'curly one, sigh.

Re: ah yes.....

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Oh, he *has* got sexier, he has! He has matured like a good Medoc!

[marysiak.livejournal.com]

GIP

I fancied Johnny Depp ages ago, he always had such pretty photos.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Heh. You're way ahead of me then, hon. ;-)

*licks icon*

[blithesea.livejournal.com]

Well. I'd probably want to have sex with Johnny Depp too, but at the moment I'm too pissed that I'm the only one who hasn't seen PotC yet, and that I'll have to keep feeling sorry for myself for another week until the stupid movie is released in Germany. *grumbles*

I'll take my mind off it by sending you some Katjes.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I ate Lakritz both times I watched Potc! And ruined my teeth. The second time I took them along in a special cloth bag (Stoffbeutel!) handsewn by my mother so as not to be distracted by the rustling and the falling of Katjes to the floor!

Am I coddling my Kaetzchen excessively?

Only one more week! Yohoho. Just remember how bloody long we're having to wait for Ned Kelly!!