I am a real woman -- finally
Sep. 11th, 2003 12:47 pmI have just bought myself my first pair of high-heel boots (and shoes, for that matter) in 24 years. This is partly due to the influence of Miss
badgermonkey who is living proof that you can be clever and hi-heeled all at the same time (something which I have somehow been discounting these past few decades).
Now I need to learn to walk the walk. Because the balance is all different! I feel like Billy in drag.
P.S. The bootlets are beige. I have no beige clothes. I need to buy a wardrobe now. All this stems from being-back-at-work nervosity. As I was trying on the boots, I kept thinking: 'This'll make me look tall and impressive at the front of class.' Not if I topple over balanceless, of course...
Now I need to learn to walk the walk. Because the balance is all different! I feel like Billy in drag.
P.S. The bootlets are beige. I have no beige clothes. I need to buy a wardrobe now. All this stems from being-back-at-work nervosity. As I was trying on the boots, I kept thinking: 'This'll make me look tall and impressive at the front of class.' Not if I topple over balanceless, of course...