it's official: orlando is a manly man

[lobelia321]

airgiodslv said about Orlando:

He's pretty, and crazy, and fun to characterize, but...I don't know. Maybe he's just a little too manly for me.

Orli? Manly? Wow.

So I guess he'll have to stop bottoming now, eh? Muwhahahahahah.

I love this fandom. Orli = manli. In fact, I will create a new spelling for this adjective to denote the special manliness that is also orliness.

*falls over*

Comments

[rodneyscat.livejournal.com]

Aw! But you already let him top Viggo no less!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

This is why I enjoy the notion of manli-orli with such glee! Because *I* have always maintained that Orli can top whomever he likes, and he tops Dom as well, heh. In *my* world, he's forever topping -- but there are orli-top resistrixes out there! *winks at freyafloyd*

[thejennabides.livejournal.com]

actually, she lets Orli top Jude (non-FOTAverse). :p

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Is this rpg?

[freyafloyd.livejournal.com]

I try to get Orli to top Jude, but that Curly Whorli Orli keeps resisting my plans.

I should also point out that Lollipop Orli topped Huge Bitch Jock Josh in a fic I wrote, although I only wrote this because Jaq told me to. It is not in my nature to write top Orli.

This Manli Orli. He is very different to my true Orli, but I think I have room for him. I think Manli Orli is not of the true manly type, hence the new term manli. I think of Manli Orli as being a bit of a cad. (ALso a philanderer, but I do not know the spelling, and for some reason I feel it is acceptable to use a made up spelling if you put it in brackets, otherwise known as that p word that grown up punctuators use.

A side issue. Lobelia, which I keep typing as Lobleia, which I quite like, was talking about fandom phrases. I am quite fond of Orlandesque, which is rather different to Orlandish.

Orlandish refers to a person with multi orgasmic powers, or an excess of angst and emotional display.

Orlandesque refers to any person whith curly dark hair and a fine bone structure.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

See, my dear Cordleia (just to get that in) I'm starting to worry about his bone structure. People with good bone structure rarely lose their looks. He is *flabby* about the chin region!

I coined orlandish and it refers only to orgasmic powers not to angst or emotional display. *stomps word-coining possessive foot*

And hey, I coined another one and already it is bandied about! Whee. That makes up somewhat for lack of posting power.

Heehee, manli.

[thejennabides.livejournal.com]

yes, it's from the rentboyverse ("Shimmer & Flicker").

[crazybutsound]

Hahahahahaha! Manli Orli. Well, you know, in those pics (which I don't have, because I'm not much of an Orli girl) where he's wearing that hideous trucker's baseball cap and the grunge T-shirt or something, he could be manli.

Then again, is the excess of eyeliner a sign of manly Orli, or is it really just the manli?

I'm confusing myself. But that's because I always just assumed Orlando was a woman. Damn.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Remember: he has a penis.

Er. Or does he?

Maybe he is womanli!

No, no, Orli is not feminine. Not at all. Not campy, either.

[crazybutsound]

Remember: he has a penis.

Or so he claims. But you know what? I'm like St Nicolas (did I get that right?): I only believe what I can see. Ha!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

We really do need to see his penis. And soon.

It's those evil PR people. They are keeping the sight of the Holy Shlong away from us.

Or Holy Something...

[crazybutsound]

*spits drink over keyboard*

Bwhahahahahahahahahaha! The Holy Shlong! Bwhahahahahahahaha!

And yeah. *shakes head* Evil PR people.