Er. Not secret. Orlando is a cleavage-looker. This is but one example. He's always looking at ladies' bezooms. And yes, being the boring!one, he wants to have them.
It's a slashy het boring Orlicon!
And a pokes-tongue-at-tinhat icon.
Also, what does it mean to want *nipples* but not the breasts attached to them??
He so is a bosom-perver. It's part of why I love the guy. I mean, it's like, well, they're there aren't they? If you don't want me to look, don't flash 'em!
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Date: 2003-09-24 05:28 am (UTC)Does it mean we'll soon be robbed of our coherence (again) by the next part of Boring?Orli? Oh. Say yes!
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Date: 2003-09-24 06:30 am (UTC)It's a slashy het boring Orlicon!
And a pokes-tongue-at-tinhat icon.
Also, what does it mean to want *nipples* but not the breasts attached to them??
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Date: 2003-09-24 06:58 am (UTC)My brain is (since it suffers from sleep deprivation) unable to process that.
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Date: 2003-09-24 05:42 pm (UTC)He so is a bosom-perver. It's part of why I love the guy. I mean, it's like, well, they're there aren't they? If you don't want me to look, don't flash 'em!