university live de journal

[lobelia321]

I cannot post anything longer than a haiku-like telegram. *kicks broadband provider*

Contd from previous post:

And I have started devising a course entitled "Introduction to Slashy Droolage", accredited from the University of Live De Journal. Registration will open soon. Prerequisites: A vagina or equivalent.

Bwuahahahah. I'll have exams and everything!!! (Question nr. 5: "How many curls can you count on the head of Mr Bloom in one of the following Malta pics? Extra credit given for enumeration of underarm and/or pubic curls. Counting the One Chest Curl does not gain marks."

*falls into bed exhausted once again*

Comments

[yellow-oranges.livejournal.com]

oOH! Sounds fabby!

*marks calendar for registration*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Let's see then.

Have you The Vagina or Equivalent?

[yellow-oranges.livejournal.com]

LOL! I was originally going to specify that in my post....I have a documented Vagina, thank you very much.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Sign on the dotted line then:

...........................

[brightest-blue.livejournal.com]

Sign me up! *starts studying for curl exam*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

We will start by defining The Curl, then analysing The Curl under the microscope before moving on to seeing the Curl in its context of Other Curls.

By which time we may well all have imploded.

[brightest-blue.livejournal.com]

*ponders the meaning of the curl* Why is it here? What do we do with it? Why does it torment us so?

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

*puts hand up*

Miss, Miss!

Do we get field trips? And I'd like some kind of course outline please. And what's the, like, criteria for ... stuff?

*runs out of words*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Field trips to:
a) Malta, incl. relevant night spots and beach spots; aim: hunt for the elusive Footprint or Discarded Curl
b) Mexico
c) Walthamstow
d) that remote mountain hut on NZ's south island
e) WETA workshop
f) selected toilets around the world to inspect the Walls Against Which Various Members of Cast were Fucked and/or Fucked

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

*signs up for course*

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

It's the inclusion of the toilet walls that clinched it, isn't it?

[freyafloyd.livejournal.com]

Actually, it was the toilet walls that clinched it for me, as I thought the sentence was going to be about searching for pubic hair on toilet walls that the cast had pissed against, which was rather shocking. Possibly this image sprang (sprang in a curl like fashion) into my mind because I was just inventing a long non slash tale about why you shouldn't open cupboards in houses that you have paid to gain access to. Part of this story involved the belief that if you weeeeed in a jug and then added pins, and then left it on your doorstep, no witch would enter your house. This uesd to be considered common sense.

[freyafloyd.livejournal.com]

As I have so much common sense, I may not need to do a course. Is the exam going to involve a lot of questions needing a short response, or will it be more of your three questions to be answered in three hours sort of a thing. I can only do the latter.

I have just shocked myself again. I mean, what sort of a person finds the idea of someone pissing in the gents more shocking than the idea of someone fucking in the gents?

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

It's the pissing against the *wall* that shocked me. And the digging around for pubes.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Um.

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

You know I can't resist a nice toilet wall.