Football shock

The most important match of the World Cup (well, to me) and I can't see it live on TV!!!

Germany vs Cameroon

Today, 12.30, and it's televised by something called ITV2! I cannot get ITV2! I want to speak to Brussels. I want to speak to the Kofi Annan. I need Superman!

Aaargh!

What to do? *fidgets in frustration*

More poetry

In response to demelzagirl, I, too, would like to raise the tone with some (actually rather smutty) poetry.

And it's from the country of the Liebesdachs!

( Postmodern )