Jan. 21st, 2003

lobelia321: (Default)
Oooh, I now have a trading card .
lobelia321: (jed brophy)
Last night, I had a very erotic dream about Jed Brophy (see icon)!!

And what's more it was warm and it was light at 11 pm; in other words, it was summer, wail!

Demelza once tried to train me in the art of dream-enforcement but just staring at my Jed-icon long enough and thinking orcish thoughts seems to have done the trick. Gads, it's only 9 o'clock but maybe I'll just go to bed *now* in case it happens again...??

Yes, and I have had plenty of elevated and complicated thoughts all day, too, but do I choose to pen them into my LJ post? No. I choose oneiric dream trivia instead.

That's LJ for you. A gross misrepresentation of rl. Gross, I tell you.
lobelia321: (duck)
Oh, squeeage! I got another birthday present!

[livejournal.com profile] lazulus, It's the Dress That Did It
Richard Taylor/Dominic! Yes, it's a Duck!fic! That alone is enough to make me squeal but there's more: he wears a frock! Very nice Dom POV, lovely by-play with Elijah, and a wonderful, sensible but also slightly naughty Richard.

So I've updated my birthday fic-rec page as well. If you haven't read them yet, do! And don't forget to feedback their wonderful authors!
lobelia321: (orc (jed))
Title: The Orc's Tongue
Author: Lobelia; lobelia40@yahoo.com
Pairing: Pippin / Orc. Implied Pippin / Merry.
Author's website: http://www.geocities.com/lobelia321/
Archive? So Wrong (orc-slash archive); Least Expected; my niche. Anyone else, please ask me first.
Spoilers: TTT (book and movie).
Warnings: FPS. Kinky, squicky. Has rape, blood, murder, infanticide, coprophagy, urophagy, scatology, anolingus, necrophilia, some het, interspecies, angst and rude language. I think that about covers it. No attempt has been made to imitate Tolkien's prose style. I've also cheerfully ignored some of the details of the Orcs' march as described in the book.
Rating: NC-17.
Disclaimer: The named characters in this story belong to J.R.R. Tolkien, as do Orcs, Middle Earth and the event of the hobbits' capture. Everything else is made up. No attempt at copyright infringement is implied. This is amateur pastiche. I am not making any money.
Summary: Pippin is licked by his Orc-captor. Various bodily fluids are secreted and ingested.
Notes: Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] eyebrowofdoom and [livejournal.com profile] tyellas for orcastic inspiration. This is my very first FPS-fic (I usually write RPS) and I thank the OrcSlash list for freeing my inner orc. *g* And thank you to the amazing Belinda for thoughtful and careful beta.

Orc-fic and Orc-pic here )

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