The political adventures of Mr Wainthropp and Geoffrey, continued

Earlier political adventures are here

lobelia321:
"Cherie will kill me if she finds out. I had better bomb you, Huss."

"I won't blab! Not if you leave Bob-bin-W here as hostage."

"Oh, I could never risk hurting him!"

badgermonkey:
"Geoff, you'll never guess what, I'm a human shield! Single-handedly stopping t'war!"

"Great, Mr W, but you've to come back now, t'oven's broken."

badgermonkey:
"Saddy, I just can't relax."

"Don't worry, Robert, Tony is in t'UK."

"No, it's these chemical weapons you have lying around. Is it anthrax?"

"No, Viagra, wahey!"

badgermonkey:
"Tony! You're breaching Mr W's human rights! I should tell Cherie."

"I'll make it up to you... how about I, er, breach your rights, if you know what I mean?"

lobelia321:
"I don't care if you are t'prime minister but you can't use people as pawns in your power games!"

"Let me convene a focus group on this one."

lobelia321:
"George, Detective Shawcross here. Your ally is involved in human rights violations."

"Hell, I love violatin' folks, particklery young rapscallions like you!"

lobelia321:
"Where do you think you're going, young man?"

"To t'US; I've been summoned by t'president, Mrs W!"

"We've still got the case of the missing testicle to solve."

badgermonkey:
"Welcome to the United States of Australia!"

"Don't you mean America, George?"

"Hey, you're a terrorist! Arrest this man!"

"Eeek!"

lobelia321:
"Under 24h till war + am stuck in this filthy prison with all these violent-looking dudes eyeing my behind. Hope u get this secret message, Mr W. Trust no one!"

Disclaimer: I apologise for having implied that George W. Bush may not be the world's brightest political leader. I do not mean any offense to those who think he is, nor do I know anything about Bush's real life. *g* Um, I don't know what my co-txtor thinks...

The above is meant ironically.

FIC (Improv): "Who'd be an Orc?" JB/SU/KS

Title: Who'd be an Orc?
Part: 1/1
Author: Lobelia; lobelia40@yahoo.com
Fandom: LotR RPS
Pairing: Jed Brophy / Stephen Ure / Kiran Shah
Rating: PG (for language)
Category: Improv for contrelamontre. Challenge: Show-not-tell. Write a story that conveys a strong sense of jealousy, without using the word as such (or one that belongs to the same word family).
Summary: It's no fun to be an orc. But who'd be a stand-in?
Feedback: Yes, please, I would love feedback!
Spoilers: None.
Archive Rights: My niche. Anyone else, please ask.
Disclaimers: This is a work of amateur fiction. I do not know these people. I am not making money. The events described in this story did not happen.
Author's Notes: Who are Jed Brophy and Stephen Ure? They are orc actors. See icon! Who is Kiran Shah? Stand-in for Frodo (and others). Pics of Kiran here: http://www.geocities.com/lobelia321/pics.html (scroll down).
Time taken: 40 min.

( Not good. Not good at all. )