Earlier political adventures are here
lobelia321:
"Cherie will kill me if she finds out. I had better bomb you, Huss."
"I won't blab! Not if you leave Bob-bin-W here as hostage."
"Oh, I could never risk hurting him!"
badgermonkey:
"Geoff, you'll never guess what, I'm a human shield! Single-handedly stopping t'war!"
"Great, Mr W, but you've to come back now, t'oven's broken."
badgermonkey:
"Saddy, I just can't relax."
"Don't worry, Robert, Tony is in t'UK."
"No, it's these chemical weapons you have lying around. Is it anthrax?"
"No, Viagra, wahey!"
badgermonkey:
"Tony! You're breaching Mr W's human rights! I should tell Cherie."
"I'll make it up to you... how about I, er, breach your rights, if you know what I mean?"
lobelia321:
"I don't care if you are t'prime minister but you can't use people as pawns in your power games!"
"Let me convene a focus group on this one."
lobelia321:
"George, Detective Shawcross here. Your ally is involved in human rights violations."
"Hell, I love violatin' folks, particklery young rapscallions like you!"
lobelia321:
"Where do you think you're going, young man?"
"To t'US; I've been summoned by t'president, Mrs W!"
"We've still got the case of the missing testicle to solve."
badgermonkey:
"Welcome to the United States of Australia!"
"Don't you mean America, George?"
"Hey, you're a terrorist! Arrest this man!"
"Eeek!"
lobelia321:
"Under 24h till war + am stuck in this filthy prison with all these violent-looking dudes eyeing my behind. Hope u get this secret message, Mr W. Trust no one!"
Disclaimer: I apologise for having implied that George W. Bush may not be the world's brightest political leader. I do not mean any offense to those who think he is, nor do I know anything about Bush's real life. *g* Um, I don't know what my co-txtor thinks...
The above is meant ironically.
"Cherie will kill me if she finds out. I had better bomb you, Huss."
"I won't blab! Not if you leave Bob-bin-W here as hostage."
"Oh, I could never risk hurting him!"
"Geoff, you'll never guess what, I'm a human shield! Single-handedly stopping t'war!"
"Great, Mr W, but you've to come back now, t'oven's broken."
"Saddy, I just can't relax."
"Don't worry, Robert, Tony is in t'UK."
"No, it's these chemical weapons you have lying around. Is it anthrax?"
"No, Viagra, wahey!"
"Tony! You're breaching Mr W's human rights! I should tell Cherie."
"I'll make it up to you... how about I, er, breach your rights, if you know what I mean?"
"I don't care if you are t'prime minister but you can't use people as pawns in your power games!"
"Let me convene a focus group on this one."
"George, Detective Shawcross here. Your ally is involved in human rights violations."
"Hell, I love violatin' folks, particklery young rapscallions like you!"
"Where do you think you're going, young man?"
"To t'US; I've been summoned by t'president, Mrs W!"
"We've still got the case of the missing testicle to solve."
"Welcome to the United States of Australia!"
"Don't you mean America, George?"
"Hey, you're a terrorist! Arrest this man!"
"Eeek!"
"Under 24h till war + am stuck in this filthy prison with all these violent-looking dudes eyeing my behind. Hope u get this secret message, Mr W. Trust no one!"
Disclaimer: I apologise for having implied that George W. Bush may not be the world's brightest political leader. I do not mean any offense to those who think he is, nor do I know anything about Bush's real life. *g* Um, I don't know what my co-txtor thinks...
The above is meant ironically.
trust me on this one...
Date: 2003-03-17 06:05 pm (UTC)Re: trust me on this one...
Date: 2003-03-18 04:19 am (UTC)I will not relinquish my right to find people stupid despite not knowing them personally. And what I think of Orli is at any rate mild and affectionate compared to what I think of Dubya, helped by the circumstance that the pouty one has zero influence on world policy.
Sorry, the small comments are only intelligible in the context of having been ranted at. *g*