Wood what?

Heh. While I've been away, there seems to have been a miniature controversy about something called 'woodcest' in the fandom.

I say:

What's a little incest among siblings?

I ask:

Does Dominic Monaghan wish to do unmentionable things with this fish, or doesn't he?

(Not to mention what the fish wants to do with that cap.)

( Oh, and speaking of Dom )

Rec: Cimorene

Oh, this is beautiful. My insides are still sighing from the loveliness of this fic.

It's Cimorene's Two wishes . It's Karl and Viggo in Japan. I love the evocation of detail of place and the atmospheric prose, subjective and objective observations flowing into and out of each other. The ending is breathtaking.

It's here: http://www.rightthisway.net/cimorene/tolkien/twowishes.html

Friends! Australians! Countrywomen!

I have just discovered that John Noble is currently starring in a play at the Darlinghurst Theatre in Sydney! Not only that, but it's a play called "The Arab's Mouth" by Anne Marie McDonald whose book "Fall to your Knees" I love and adore.

Oh, to be thejennabides and flit across oceans to drool over actors on the stage!

Will anyone see this for me? And report and get pics? And force the man to sign something (napkin? condom? back of hand whose skin is to be peeled off and posted to me?)