Feature Creature, or a Tale of Cosmic Shenanigans

Title: Feature Creature, or a Tale of Cosmic Shenanigans
Author: Lobelia
Pairing: Dom, Elijah, origchar
Warning: Rps. Het. Cross-species. Incest. Silly. Quite a bit of tell not show. Some adverbs. Possible Mary Sue. Unfermented characterisation.
Rating: NC-17 for rudeness and weirdness.
Disclaimer: None of this will ever happen. Nor has it.
Spoilers: Abso-fucking-none.
Summary: Dom has to get over his Oedipus complex.
Note: For blithesea in grateful thanks for The Castle. I haven't forgotten. *winks* (It hasn't got Mark Ferguson in it, alas. And it got slightly out of hand....)
And wheee, my first Elijah!
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( A silly fic )

Gracing this madness with a Header seems absurdly incongruous. *giggles*