here's a prediction

I predict that Bana is going to be Troy's Johnny Depp. One look at him and we'll fall into the sands of Malta beaches and mumble 'Who's that curly person in the corner of my eyes? Oh, never mind. Make Hector-eyes one last time, Eric!'

This post comes to you courtesy of orlisbunny's Troy spoiler post.

oh, and pillow book?

Unmitigated crap. Even with the finger glued to the ffd button.