dudley and draco

natasha1805 expressed surprise at the revelation that I find it comforting to fantasise about Dudley and Draco and that I do it endlessly. I believe she said something like scary...!

Hm. I have been living in this fic for so long that I have quite possibly forgotten how the rest of the world thinks. Isn't the Dudley/Draco entirely obvious, inevitable and all kinds of hot?

But perhaps you're all obsessed with the Dudley/Harry. And I wouldn't blame you, given this canon evidence:

( Canon evidence for Dudley/Harry )

So I do realise that the canonical evidence for Dudley/Harry is much stronger than that for Dudley/Draco. But hey-ho, since when have I been a slave to canon?

They're so rare they are preciouss. In all sorts of ways. Today, after a suitable bout of fantasising, I found myself doodling their faces on the back of a bit of a paper. The icon does not do Dudley justice, alas. He is blond, he is blue-eyed. He is big, he is beautiful, he is Muggle! And he is mean. And mean is spice to the slashy mix.

Plus, he's really well-hung.

(Well? Any canonical evidence to say me nay??)