i-gasm

omg, it's arriving next week!

I just put the phone down on 'Mick' from the Apple Centre. When he started telling me about all the functions of my new printer, how I could scan and photocopy and print and load my pictures straight into it and I don't know what else, I zoned out and practically orgasmed then and there.

No wonder people love Rodney. There is nothing quite so hot as soothing techno-babble. I want to marry 'Mick'! He called me 'my love'...! *swoons* (Ah well, I know he says that to all the clients but it must be a pretty good lady-puller, selling i-books. I mean: I-BOOK! SEX ON A KEYBOARD!!)

omg, next week I'll be able to read my LJ emails again and my yahoo emails and I'll be able to roam the house with my supersexy white little baberoonie on my groin, *multiplegasms*

gratitude

Oh, and thanks to everybody who advised me on this whole computer issue! Here is what I am getting:

A Canon MP something printer
An i-book, 14 inch screen with superdrive
MS Office
Applecare (thanks for reccing this; I would never have thought of it)
a wireless router (Airport thing)
a wired gateway router / adapter so that my ibook and my trusted old imac can be online all at the same time

*dies*