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lobelia321omg, it's arriving next week!
I just put the phone down on 'Mick' from the Apple Centre. When he started telling me about all the functions of my new printer, how I could scan and photocopy and print and load my pictures straight into it and I don't know what else, I zoned out and practically orgasmed then and there.
No wonder people love Rodney. There is nothing quite so hot as soothing techno-babble. I want to marry 'Mick'! He called me 'my love'...! *swoons* (Ah well, I know he says that to all the clients but it must be a pretty good lady-puller, selling i-books. I mean: I-BOOK! SEX ON A KEYBOARD!!)
omg, next week I'll be able to read my LJ emails again and my yahoo emails and I'll be able to roam the house with my supersexy white little baberoonie on my groin, *multiplegasms*
I just put the phone down on 'Mick' from the Apple Centre. When he started telling me about all the functions of my new printer, how I could scan and photocopy and print and load my pictures straight into it and I don't know what else, I zoned out and practically orgasmed then and there.
No wonder people love Rodney. There is nothing quite so hot as soothing techno-babble. I want to marry 'Mick'! He called me 'my love'...! *swoons* (Ah well, I know he says that to all the clients but it must be a pretty good lady-puller, selling i-books. I mean: I-BOOK! SEX ON A KEYBOARD!!)
omg, next week I'll be able to read my LJ emails again and my yahoo emails and I'll be able to roam the house with my supersexy white little baberoonie on my groin, *multiplegasms*
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Date: 2006-01-12 11:07 pm (UTC)You realise I'm now imagining an AU where Rodney works at an Apple store? And i'm not even a Mac person. I blame you. ;)
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Date: 2006-01-13 01:53 pm (UTC)