sga on dvd

Thanks to sheldrake, I have SGA series 1 on DVD.

T'h: What are you watching?
Me: Some crappy sci fi, don't turn it off. I want to watch this crappy sci fi.
T'h: (sits down) This is absurd!! This is ridiculous!! Look at her expression! The acting is grotesque!! Where do they get these paperclip sets from?? Did you see that ridiculous hand-on-railings gesture? This is truly crappy!
(45 minutes go by)
Me: (yawns) I'm going to bed. We don't have to watch this to the end, do we?
T'h: Oh no, let's!
Me: But it's so crappy.
T'h: ... I'm drawn into the crappy plot now.

Me: Okay, there is one big pairing here that outpairs all other pairings on this show. Guess who they are.
T'h: That black guy? (points at random black guy whose name I don't know due to shaky canon knowledge and clear absence of said guy from fanon)
Me: No. Try again.
T'h: (sees Sheppard) Well, that one obviously.
Me: Yes, obviously! And...?
T'h: (without hesitation) That science guy.
Me: I've trained you well.