varifocals
Mar. 25th, 2009 07:43 pmI have new glasses.
I posted about the new frames a few weeks ago, and the frames themselves are an absolutely knock-out and they suit my face as if they were tailormade for it. I clearly have an 80s face (t'h has a 70s face; put a shoulder-length rocker wig on him and he looks to the manner born), and, if you remember, I bought myself some vintage 80s glasses from Retrospecs in St Alban's, Hertfordshire.
But now I have the lenses. And they are my first pair of varifocals evah (middle age, yoohoo, I'm there). Everything lists! Everything sways! My peripheral vision is drunk! I can't see my feet when I look down, and I have to cock my head to the side when I want to read a book, and EVERYTHING'S WEIRD.
I ran to my higher education establishment where I had the prescription made up and they said, 'oh it may take you up to six weeks to get used to varifocals'. Then I met a friend for coffee and she said, 'I've had my varifocals for a year and I'm still not used to them.'
ARGH. Yesterday, I had to take a paracetamol because my eye hurt and made my head hurt.
I am noticing, however, that my previous glasses have given me some bad habits. Because my previous prescription was rubbish, I got into the habit of reading with the book held about an inch away from my nose. The varifocals do not allow me to indulge in this habit.
HELP.
On the other hand, who cares if I can see? I LOOK fabulous.
Well, I will proceed to answer my own question. Who cares? I care.
Oh, and I have to adopt a special angle and stance when typing into t'laptop. Thank the something that I taught myself to touchtype at age 19.
I posted about the new frames a few weeks ago, and the frames themselves are an absolutely knock-out and they suit my face as if they were tailormade for it. I clearly have an 80s face (t'h has a 70s face; put a shoulder-length rocker wig on him and he looks to the manner born), and, if you remember, I bought myself some vintage 80s glasses from Retrospecs in St Alban's, Hertfordshire.
But now I have the lenses. And they are my first pair of varifocals evah (middle age, yoohoo, I'm there). Everything lists! Everything sways! My peripheral vision is drunk! I can't see my feet when I look down, and I have to cock my head to the side when I want to read a book, and EVERYTHING'S WEIRD.
I ran to my higher education establishment where I had the prescription made up and they said, 'oh it may take you up to six weeks to get used to varifocals'. Then I met a friend for coffee and she said, 'I've had my varifocals for a year and I'm still not used to them.'
ARGH. Yesterday, I had to take a paracetamol because my eye hurt and made my head hurt.
I am noticing, however, that my previous glasses have given me some bad habits. Because my previous prescription was rubbish, I got into the habit of reading with the book held about an inch away from my nose. The varifocals do not allow me to indulge in this habit.
HELP.
On the other hand, who cares if I can see? I LOOK fabulous.
Well, I will proceed to answer my own question. Who cares? I care.
Oh, and I have to adopt a special angle and stance when typing into t'laptop. Thank the something that I taught myself to touchtype at age 19.