Oh dear, I remember a fic that was written after that '4 hobbits walk into a bar' premiere article (where the hobbits talk about Billy's Famous Farts). The fic wasn't really about farts, but it played a major part in it...
Great, now you have me trying to figure out where I read that all day!
'As Monaghan lets a fart rip during dinner, prompting Boyd to grab a spoon and dip it in the air and say: "Yummm, I can taste your essence," one has to wonder, what's to become of the hobbits when there is no more Middle-Earth?'
And later:
"The especially speak highly of one another's odors. They're particularly proud of the smell of Boyd's farts, which, apparently, is inhuman."
Aren't you in luck? One of my betas, [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] posted a frightfully funny and gross "Starsky and Hutch" fart-fic. No need to be in the fandom to enjoy: http://www.livejournal.com/users/veronamay/192880.html#cutid1
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Date: 2004-09-21 12:13 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-09-21 10:28 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-09-21 10:40 am (UTC)Great, now you have me trying to figure out where I read that all day!
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Date: 2004-09-21 10:53 am (UTC)During the interview:
'As Monaghan lets a fart rip during dinner, prompting Boyd to grab a spoon and dip it in the air and say: "Yummm, I can taste your essence," one has to wonder, what's to become of the hobbits when there is no more Middle-Earth?'
And later:
"The especially speak highly of one another's odors. They're particularly proud of the smell of Boyd's farts, which, apparently, is inhuman."
Ask, and ye shall receive
Date: 2004-09-22 07:45 am (UTC)Re: Ask, and ye shall receive
Date: 2004-09-26 10:39 pm (UTC)