gip: stepford babe

[lobelia321]

Um.

So what is the academic equivalent of a SHINY SINK?

The word 'sink' has just taken on a whole 'nother dimension of metaphoric debauchery... *prevents self from yet again image-googling 'sexy housewife' with the search filters disabled*

What I really want, of course, is one of those 1960s cartoons from Playboy.

Sorry. My LJ seems to have sunk to new depths. Feel free to defriend. You signed on for the man-on-man lovin' and the elevated musings on narrative. You get strumpet in pinny.

Note: For those who have never lived in a pit of filth, well may you wonder. 'tis the sheer novelty of cleaning wot dun my hed in. 111 @-@

Comments

[tvillingar.livejournal.com]

I wish someone would shine my sink... or at least wash the dishes. I'm pathetic at housework, which apparently manifests as me trying to get rid of the stuff I've collected over the years (and it's not even been that many years).

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I have wished for 24 years that someone would shine my sink (my god, that sounds so rude!). I grew up with a housewife (i.e. my mother) and when I left home, ack, nobody was there to do anything! And I hate doing housework and I can't actually get my head around doing it. Hence my addiction to this Stepford nagging website. Because I have come to the very sad conclusion that nobody is going to shine my sink for me -- well, the cleaner will but she only comes twice a week and I had not realised the symbolic and therapeutic value of simply starting with the sink and doing that one thing.

I won't go on.

[travelingcarrot.livejournal.com]

I think I like the 'strumpet in pinny' idea. The comment about flashing at the poster in the kitchen seems to have stuck with me in a strange way.

*blushes*

*looks at icon and realises may have domestic goddess kink going on*

And all this stop-prevaricating-and-get-practical-stuff-done is very interesting in a strange sort of way. It is weird but true that I feel just that little bit more in control of my otherwise chaotic life when my sink is clean and my floor swept. Though I am somewhat concerned about the idea of signing up to a website that tells me how to get ready for bed.

Fic and musings will, however be very welcome when they return.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Though I am somewhat concerned about the idea of signing up to a website that tells me how to get ready for bed.
*bursts out laughing*

Well, if you put it like that... um. Yes, the Stepford bitches do nag me about going to bed. Ack!!! However, you'll be pleased to know, they also tell me to TAKE A BREAK (they assume that in this break I will HAVE A BUBBLE BATH but no, I image-googled men kissing and had a quickie wank, muwahahahhah).

[travelingcarrot.livejournal.com]

ROTFMFAO!

Oh, if they knew your idea of a break involved gay kisses and masturbation, I think they would put you on punitive step-scrubbing or something. Or maybe they'd create a section on shining vibes.