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F*********CK!!!!!!!!

I set the timer, I did 15-minute segments, I ran about doing errands in town plus getting my hair cut, I got my Renaissance module organised AND THEN I FORGOT TO RING THE TRAVEL AGENT'S TO BOOK MY TICKET TO ATLANTA. And now it's 8.30 pm and I FORGOT, I FORGOT, I FORGOT. Aaaargh.

*takes deep breath*

Anyway, I am in the process of adapting the whole Stepford FlyLady to my non-domestic life, i.e. to work. Work both to do with my institution (teaching and admin) and my research (writing my book and my conference papers). I have decided that the academic equivalent of a SHINY SINK is my NEAT AND TIDY DESK. The wood must show between the piles of paper! Everything is now aligned at right angles, military-styles, and encased in post-it-labelled transparent cut-flush folders. My army of paperwork!

I have decided that email is laundry. It's boring but it needs to be done every day, otherwise it will get out of hand and turn into a 574-message intray from hell. And just as laundry is full of ripped socks, so work-email is full of spam and useless rubbish and time-wasting messages that need to be deleted as soon as they are glimpsed. Also, email can't be saved up; it's got to be done at intervals throughout the day, otherwise it will consume hours.

I have also decided that emails are sort of like hotspots: they need to be put out but in short bursts of attention, not for 1/2 an hour at a stretch. (This applies only to work, of course, *g*, not necessarily to LJ-comment emails.)

I have decided that my office needs to be decluttered 27 items at a time (the fling boogie); this includes hard copy and matter but also digital clutter, like ancient emails or folders.

I have decided that a 5-minute room rescue can be 5 minutes spent on delving into my worst mound, the area of my working life I least want to enter.

I have decided that ZONES can also be work zones! I don't need to do everything at once every day! I can spend a week in the WRITING MY BOOK PROPOSAL ZONE (15 minutes a day!) and then another week in the COLLABORATIVE RESEARCH PROJECT zone and another one in the CONFERENCE SESSION zone! This is my most cherished discovery!! My life can be ZONED!! *zones out*

I have also decided that just as for FlyLady the routines are the most important thing, so it can be for my desk life. I can have a first-thing routine, and a last-thing routine. I have decided that I will first-thing open a document, make sure my desk is tidy and my files are lined up, military-style, and I will pull out a clean sheet of A4 scrap paper every morning and that can be my jotter and reminder sheet for the day. At the end of the day, that sheet will be thrown out! So that it won't turn into a to-do list!

Another last-thing thing is that I will also print out any important document I'm working on. So that it won't disappear into some folder somewhere on my desktop. It will be a record, like the giornate of Italian Renaissance fresco painters (or, in German, Tagewerke -- they parcelled out the entire wall into lots-per-day because they had to work fast before the plaster dries; you could only do so much per day; that lot-per-day was called a giornata, plural giornate).

The next morning my routine will include looking at my previous day's giornate! I will also last-thing put a post-it on each cut-flush private-Eversmann-style folder to say 'Do next'. So that when I get around to that folder, I won't have to think about what to do; I can just do it.

I will choose a day for detail-tasks and do those things on that day, not when they come in. Things like dealing with admissions forms or commenting on students' dissertation. I do not want to be controlled by other people's timetables and do these tasks as they happen to drop into my intray! I want to control when I do them. This will be like FlyLady's Basic Weekly Plan, with Paying the Bills days and so forth. I will have an Admissions Forms day.

Then, not taken from FlyLady, but from elsewhere, I will think about tasks in terms of priority and urgency. My own research is priority number one, but other things with low priority may be more urgent, e.g. setting up an Open Day display panel. Not sure how this will help me on a practical level but so far it is already helping me on a psychological one.

FlyLady reminders always ask WHERE IS YOUR LAUNDRY? I've decided that teaching, also, is like laundry: it goes in cycles. Each week requires several steps: planning lecture, writing lecture, planning seminar, getting slides/ videos, making photocopies, making OHPs (if needed). It's best to do all of this the week before, so I want to start preparing next week's lecture as soon as this week's lecture is over. And this semester I'm teaching four modules per week so it's vital that I stay on top of things! (If I'm not to neglect my number one priority!)

Today I have also invented the FRITTER BANK! I have decided that I don't share the view of procrastination held by that dreadful sanctimonious Neil Fiore whose book I bought. Procrastination is not always self-destructive and un-productive and must be rooted out of our Weberian existences as servants to the capitalist system of maximum output and achievement. Sometimes procrastination is not even angsty, it's just frittering. It's browsing books in Borders, even though I was using the shop as a shortcut. It's musing about Dom leaning back like a willow branch into Karl's embrace. It's buying some boots and then pondering their colour and then returning to the shop and exchanging them for some other boots.

So I have allowed myself a FRITTER BANK. I have one hour's worth of frittering in the bank every weekday. So the frittering is not negative time! It's just time eating into my bank. And I've been generous. It makes me feel better, too, because today I did not even come close to reaching my credit level!!

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Date: 2005-02-04 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brightest-blue.livejournal.com
Woo-hoo! You are insane! *sets up fritter-bank-account* You're going to be so efficient, you won't even recognize yourself.

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Date: 2005-02-04 02:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lobelia321.livejournal.com
This is not efficiency! This is a desperate attempt at staving off descent into overwhelmedness. It is also very perfectionist in that it is a *list*. Do you know that I typed up about four of FlyLady's texts (welcome letter, 11 commandments and so forth), adapting each sentence to my purposes? I am insane.

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Date: 2005-02-05 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brightest-blue.livejournal.com
You ARE insane! I said so up there. *points up* What kind of a monster have I unleashed?

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Date: 2005-02-06 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lobelia321.livejournal.com
Let me rename you Doctoress Frankenfly.

IT's Alive!

Date: 2005-02-06 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brightest-blue.livejournal.com
I haff created ze FrankenLobelia!! Flee for your lives! Otherwise she will shine your sink. She can feel no pain, she can never be stopped . . .

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Date: 2005-02-04 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] viva-gloria.livejournal.com
You're right about a lot of things cheat! especially email, which just piles up. And I hadn't thought of applying the 15-minute thing to Werk, but that could be productive too. And the distinction between Priority and Urgency is a vital one. Laundry not high-priority, but moderately Urgent as if I don't do it today it won't be dry when I have people over on Tuesday.

Have just spent 20 minutes copy-and-pasting notes for an article; have almost the same sense of achievement as from actually writing the damned thing.

I have an A4 pad which I quarter and then use as a scratch-pad for tasks, reminders and memos. I love the moment where all is done (or, sometimes, given up on) and the whole sheet is ripped off and thrown away.

And I am especially taken by the notion of the Fritter-Bank. Is a daily credit transferable to the next day?

Does time spent commenting on your Efficiency posts make me efficient? Do please say yes.

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Date: 2005-02-04 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lobelia321.livejournal.com
I have never thought of this as efficient! Am amused that both you and Natasha seem to see it as such! For me, it is a measure to keep me sane and happy. Although it is an insane measure to keep me sane...

The fritter bank credit is not transferable! It is renewed each day! So if you have 45 minutes left in your account, you'd better start frittering like crazy now! Licence to fritter.

Um, time spent commenting on my efficiency posts does not make you efficient because they are not efficiency posts! But they do make you nice. And that is more important. *g* (Let's say, niceness is high priority though not urgent.)

Copy-and-pasting things, ah, don't I know it. One could see it as serious frittering, or as time spent freeing the creative brain and thinking about the task while not doing the task. This is why not all procrastination is procrastination. Some of it is germination.

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Date: 2005-02-04 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] azewewish.livejournal.com
You're going to Atlanta?!?!?!?! When?!?!?!!?

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Date: 2005-02-05 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lobelia321.livejournal.com
16 Feb. But who knows if at all, given the above cock-up???? Also, the paper I am giving there is STILL UNWRITTEN.

*would scream in despair if weren't so tired*

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Date: 2005-02-05 10:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childeproof.livejournal.com
I both entirely understand the reasons why you're seizing upon this with such enthusiasm (because your reasons are my reasons), and am slightly expecting you to cackle 'Bwahaha!' and draw aside your cloak to reveal your cloven hooves and extra nipples, you know.

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Date: 2005-02-05 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lobelia321.livejournal.com
I do not understand about the cloven hoofs (hooves?) and extra nipples but then, you are the Lady of the Lips (Vaginal) and who am I to say you nay when it comes fo folkloric esoterica??

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Date: 2005-02-06 08:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] childeproof.livejournal.com
Satan has (reportedly) cloven hoofs/hooves (FEET!!) like a goat, and witches were supposed in some traditions to have extra teats at which they suckled their familiars.

I believe I was imagining you as a demonic FlyLady beckoning LJers down a specific circle of hell where people were tormented with red-hot pokers for not having Shiny Sinks, or something.

I may have become slightly carried away.

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Date: 2005-02-05 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sachis2112.livejournal.com
From one FLYBaby to another, I think that was rather well thought out! I'm so proud of you!!! LOL

PS - Would you mind if I added you to my friends list?

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Date: 2005-02-05 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lobelia321.livejournal.com
Add away. No need to ask though it's nice to be asked. *g* I warn you, though: stepfordish housecleaning may be my obsession number one at the moment but this journal usually also contains a whole lot of other stuff, and it is not unlikely that you will encounter

a) pictures of penises
b) pornographic fiction of the gorgeous variety
c) meta-musings on narratology and the role of focalisers in said porn

*cackles*

(Now that I've got you in my own LJ, I can let fly. Hah! In more senses than one.)

*goes off to check her dining room table*

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Date: 2005-02-05 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sachis2112.livejournal.com
LMAO!!! Pictures of penises, huh? Well, I think I can handle it as long as they're not that whole penis puppetry thing . I personally find it to be the most unattractive feature on men, LOL. Seriously... don't get me wrong... I would hate to live without. But no matter how old you are, the nether-regions are always about 40 years up on the rest of your body.

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Date: 2005-02-06 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lobelia321.livejournal.com
the nether-regions are always about 40 years up on the rest of your body

Bwuaahahah.

I'll have to remember that one.

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Date: 2005-02-06 12:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sachis2112.livejournal.com
Based on the evil laughter, you've got to be close to my age. Although I'd hate to guess because I've met some pretty raunchy, loopy 70-somethings in my life. LOL!!!

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Date: 2005-02-06 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lobelia321.livejournal.com
I'm 42. Wheee. And have had two births passing through my 'nether regions'. That ages a person.

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Date: 2005-02-06 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sachis2112.livejournal.com
LOL! I'm only 28 but I'm afraid I prefer the minds of my elders over my contemporaries.

No offspring have yet seen my nether regions. That's about a year off in the life-plan.

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Date: 2005-02-07 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lobelia321.livejournal.com
Offspring don't obey life plans. *gg*

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Date: 2005-02-06 04:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sachis2112.livejournal.com
I just got a good one...

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password.

Something he will use to log on.


The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.


So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in



P...

E...

N...

I...

S.


His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:


***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

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Date: 2005-02-07 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lobelia321.livejournal.com
Hahahahah!

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