as rare as my otps

[lobelia321]

My posts seem to have become as rare as badgermonkey's. This worries me as it dismayed me greatly when badgermonkey's posts became rare.

It doesn't help that these days I am glued to the Flylady site. I am neglecting my slashers-in-arms!

But then, the Rare has ever been a theme in my online life.... *g*

I give you three things:

1) Brad Pitt
2) clitoris hoods
3) a sun in March that looks like a disc over the Antarctic but shines mildly

Oh, and chemistry! It's been Science Week, and we went to a chemistry lecture which was fantastic, and did things in lab coats.

Lab coats! And the men in them!

*drools at overload of teh geeky wet dream*

Comments

[travelingcarrot.livejournal.com]

I had missed you. Does the Flylady not give reminders that you must post in your journal?

Sun, I get. Brad Pitt, I get, sort of. But what's with the clit hoods?

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

They are sexy! Rubbed against one's clit, they are the female equivalent of a foreskin. No, I rephrase that: a foreskin is the male equivalent of a clit hood.

Bwuahahah. *smites world with smut*

[travelingcarrot.livejournal.com]

Good rephrasing!

Yes, they are, and for some of us they are essential features since we can't bear that dear little clit to be touched directly. Since you seem to be in a No Such Thing as TMI mood, I will confess that when I saw the words up there, the first thing I thought of was tribadism... two clit hoods together, what could be more fun?

[yellow-oranges.livejournal.com]

Clitoris hoods?! I once thought I wanted to pierce mine, but couldn't quite reconcile baring it to a stranger who would then impale it.
tmi?

Note to self: befriend piercer.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Keep the tmi coming, babe.