one true pairings: what's yours?

[lobelia321]

Please complete the following pairings! I want to discover some OTP drifts. *g*

Orlando / ...

Dominic /

Gimli /

Sauron /

Alan Hansen /

McKay /

Draco Malfoy /

Gregory Goyle /

Dudley Dursley /

Moomintroll /

Murdoc Nicolls /

Clark Kent /

Hector of Troy /

Rowan Atkinson /

Puddleglum /

Tur Tur /

Jeremy Paxman /

Eeyore /

The Doctor /

Your own randomly selected choice for me to complete! ;-)

(I can't believe that the very thought of any of these paired with anybody makes me shiver. Hmm.)

Comments

[improperlydone.livejournal.com]

I only answered the ones that I knew or that I would couple with anyone else. *g*

Orlando / Dominic M. (OTP, BAYBEE!!!)
Dominic / Billy (but really Orlando!!!)
Gimli / Legolas
McKay / Beckett
Draco Malfoy / Severus Snape
Clark Kent / Lex Luthor

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

How can you have Dorli and Dombilly? *is flabberghasted*

Er, who is Beckett? (I just saw that show for the first time last night. None of the men I've read slashed was in it. Lack of canon knowledge doeth not stop me from glomming onto an OTP, though!)

[eve-took.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm STILL waiting for the Tur Tur/anyone stories.

;D

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

The Schildnöck springs to mind. He's married but that can be the angst factor. Or Nepomuk! (I'm weirding myself out here.) Or, more likely, Herr Aermel!!! *falls off chair*

[eve-took.livejournal.com]

HERR AERMEL WOULD BE THE PERFECT CHOICE!!!!

*jumps up and down* XD

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Omg, it's practically canon!!!

[eveline725.livejournal.com]

Orlando / Viggo

Dominic / Elijah

Gimli /Galadriel :)

Sauron /Aragorn

Draco Malfoy /Harry Potter

Gregory Goyle / Vincent Crabbe

Dudley Dursley / some OFC at school he hasn't got up the nerve to talk to yet

Clark Kent /Lois Lane

Hector of Troy / Achilles

Rowan Atkinson /Hugh Laurie

Puddleglum / Puddleglum's pipe

Eeyore / Pooh Bear

The Doctor / Rose

Your own randomly selected choice for me to complete! ;-)

hmmm....


Frodo/

Sean Bean/

Rita Skeeter/

Edmund Blackadder/

Pansy Parkinson/

Darth Vader/

Yoda/

....

that'll do for now!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Sauron/Aragorn! Hah, now that makes a strange kind of sense. This could be a power usurper kind of thing. *mind runs away with self*

But Galadriel???

Puddleglum's pipe! Poor marshwiggle.

Frodo/SAm (I am so pathetically predictable on the fps front. NOT movie canon, though. Nonono.)
Sean Bean/Viggo (*but waves them both irritably away*)
Rita Skeeter/Gregor Samsa
Edmund Blackadder/King George
Pansy Parkinson/Draco
Darth Vader/ ... eek, no, Anakin!!! um... / Palpatine (because he has a sexy mouth)
Yoda/E.T.

[sheldrake.livejournal.com]

Sauron/Voldy OTP!!!!111112

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Ack, crossover!!!

Well, they're virtually the same person. J.K.R. so stole. Sauron/Vodly is totally wank!fic!!

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

i only did the ones i know or found something amusing when i searched their names.

Orlando / Viggo

Dominic / Billy

Gimli / Galadriel [it's practically canon]

Sauron / Morgoth

Alan Hansen / David Beckham

Draco Malfoy / Hermoine Granger [HET! OMG! WHO KNEW?!]

Gregory Goyle / Vincent Crabbe

Dudley Dursley / bent air rifle [couldn't resist *hangs head in shame*]

Moomintroll / Pingu [*shrugs*]

Murdoc Nicolls / 2D [because 2D hit Murdoc with his car]

Clark Kent / Diana Prince [more het! WOOT!]

Hector of Troy / Paris of Troy

Rowan Atkinson / Richard Curtis

Puddleglum / Marilyn Manson [pathetic, i know]

Jeremy Paxman / Michael Howard [because that interview got him his award thing]

Eeyore / Marvin the paranoid android [because they're both so depressed]

The Doctor / Bill and Ted [OT3 - did it in a telephone booth, of course]


for you to complete:

Alan Rickman /

David Bowie /

Bjorn Borg /

Evelyn Waugh /

Karl Urban /

Norman Reedus /

50 Cent /

Tony Leung Chiu Wai /

Josh Hartnett /

Edvard Munch /

Ned Kelly /

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

What's with the Galadriel love? That is not canon! Canon = Gimli/Legolas!!! *swoons with otp'ish fervour*

Er, who's Morgoth?

Alan/David! omg *brain fizzles*

Draco/Hermione..?!

Bent air rifle...?????? Bent???

Pingu! Bwuahahahhaha.

Oh, you know interesting things about 2D et al. Where do you learn this?

omg, and you want incest fic.

Eeyore! Bill and Ted! *hops with delight*

Alan Rickman / Brad Pitt (hoho)
David Bowie / Iggy Pop
Bjorn Borg /Tiger Woods
Evelyn Waugh / Rudolf VAlentino
Karl Urban / Dominic Dominic Dominic (oh, *swoon*)
Norman Reedus / who is this?
50 Cent / Sauron, and I hope Sauron eats him
Tony Leung Chiu Wai /who is this?
Josh Hartnett / Madonna
Edvard Munch / FRanz von Stuck
Ned Kelly / Joe Byrne (hah, I've written them!)

Thank you!!

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

*shocked* morgoth is sauron's boss!

isn't there a story about dudley coveting an air rifle and, soon after he got it, he sat on it and it got bent ... ?

i googled Murdoc Nicolls and got that story. i don't even own any gorillaz cd's.

alright, why Alan Rickman / Brad Pitt?!

i always fancied david bowie/himself ... !!!

this is tony leung - he was in the sublime 'in the mood for love', and also played leslie cheung's lover in 'happy together'. if you like chinese arty movies which don't involve any sort of fu, you might want to check these two movies out.

this is norman reedus - he was in the cult vigilante movie, 'the boondock saints' and used to be or is still married to ex-supermodel helena christiansen.

50 Cent / Sauron, and I hope Sauron eats him ... WHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

again, why Josh Hartnett / Madonna???

this was loads of fun - thanks!

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

sorry, here is 'in the mood for love'.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Ooh, Tony Leung! Tasty!

Sauron had a boss?!

i don't even own any gorillaz cd's.
I have become addicted to Demon Days since I bought it last week.

alright, why Alan Rickman / Brad Pitt?!
It had to be someone straight! Noone's straighter than Brad.

Josh Hartnett / Madonna
I'm bored by Josh Hartnett and just wanted to make him into a boring pairing.

[bunnysquee.livejournal.com]

wasn't there a thing about brad pitt mooning about for eric bana, except eric is very straight and very married ...

I'm bored by Josh Hartnett

don't let the lovely lazlet hear you!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Oh, what thing was this thing? Now Eric!! I used ot have an icon with Eric dancing with Brad! *sighs* Eric could turn him, if anyone could!

[thejennabides.livejournal.com]

Orlando/Sean Bean

Dominic/Orlando...

Gimli/Legolas

McKay/Sheppard (are we talking about Atlantis?)

Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Hector of Troy/... my first thought was "Achilles", but I think the more honest though perhaps less satisfactory answer is "honor"

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, finally someone who's not writing Gimli/Galadriel! I mean what is that? Gimli/Legolas is practically canon.

Yes, Atlantis (or is it called Stargate?). I've never seen either of the shows which does not stop me from having an OTP. But if you wish to pair some other McKay: go right ahead!

Hector/honour! Is this classed as wank!fic?

[thejennabides.livejournal.com]

Technically, at least here, it's "Stargate: Atlantis." That was the only McKay I could think of, but I didn't want to assume.

Is Gimli/Galadriel really more popular than Gimli/Legolas? I'm not sure what to make of that.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Shocking, isn't it? Gimladriel, that is.