happy birthday, brenda!!
Jan. 5th, 2006 05:55 pm* * *
Dear
azewewish! Have the happiest of birthdays! Loads of love and smoochy hugs!!
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Harry Sinclair felt harried. There were too many Harries on the rooftop. One of them had arrived on a broom and was now clambering about in the guttering, attempting to retrieve his bifocals. The other, petulant and piggy-eyed, sulked against the chimney and scoffed furtive Mars bars, secreted about his somewhat obese person. A third, bespectacled gent perched atop the roof's ridge, and a man with impeccable cheek bones blew dust off the top of his revolver. To make matters truly chaotic, there was a blonde woman at the bottom of the ladder; "Harry!" she called out and proceeded to imitate the throes of orgasm, there and then on the wooden rungs.
"Too many Harries!" gasped Harry.
When all he wanted was just one Karl.
I'm sure you can identify them all... *winks*
Dear
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Harry Sinclair felt harried. There were too many Harries on the rooftop. One of them had arrived on a broom and was now clambering about in the guttering, attempting to retrieve his bifocals. The other, petulant and piggy-eyed, sulked against the chimney and scoffed furtive Mars bars, secreted about his somewhat obese person. A third, bespectacled gent perched atop the roof's ridge, and a man with impeccable cheek bones blew dust off the top of his revolver. To make matters truly chaotic, there was a blonde woman at the bottom of the ladder; "Harry!" she called out and proceeded to imitate the throes of orgasm, there and then on the wooden rungs.
"Too many Harries!" gasped Harry.
When all he wanted was just one Karl.
I'm sure you can identify them all... *winks*
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Date: 2006-01-05 07:22 pm (UTC)I hope, for our Harry's sake, that Karl finds him soon. *grins*
Thank you!!!! *covers you in kisses* I adore your mind & every twisted facet in it.
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Date: 2006-01-05 09:29 pm (UTC)I am impressed that you got all the others!!
Oh, and I'm off to see Brokeback Mountain tomorrow! Speaking of gay cowboys which I noted you were in a recent I-scrolled-through post. I am delirious!!
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Date: 2006-01-06 04:14 pm (UTC)*mwah*