this one's for thamiris!

[lobelia321]

Lex / Lana are teh hot! They rock!! I'm not even sure who Lana is but hey, she is fantastic together with Lex! Pantingly so! And if there's one couple who'd make me read het, it's them (okay, I am overdoing it here but I am so desperate for that drabble I'll do anything!).

*peers hopefully at thamiris

Comments

[thamiris.livejournal.com]

Bwhahaha! This part had me on the floor: !! I'm not even sure who Lana is but hey, she is fantastic together with Lex!

I'll be drabbling for you tomorrow, babe!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I subsequently read through the comments posted in response to your post and it dawned on me that there may be some controversy about this pairing in your fandom...???

Heh, not knowing canon has never stopped me! Hey, if you promised enough enticement I'd write you a Lex / Lana!

[thamiris.livejournal.com]

The "controversy" is so very stupid that it doesn't deserve a second thought; I just wanted everyone to have fun, and I think people did. I sure did! Heh.

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I mean, how hard can it be?

"Oh," she sighed, drawing her moist palm across his shining pate.

"Mm," he muttered, involuntarily, burying his nose in her cleavage.

And so forth.

Het: it's a doddle. And for once, you can get away with just writing 'he' and 'she' for paragraphs on end!! Vivat le pronoun!

[thamiris.livejournal.com]

Bwhaha! Just don't mention his "shining pate"! Although if you're feeling creative you can always write Clark/Lex...

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Okay, let me revise that to:

She fondled his bald dome.

Oh, and I've done research! This is what she looks like, right?



Hah, I'll be a Smallville fan yet. *cackles*

Actually, *takes closer look*, she's quite a babe, your Miss Lang. (I take it that is a Miss?)

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

Duh.

Exact website for Olsen in frocks is http://www.tgfa.org/comics/jimmy_olsen/jimmy_olsen.htm

[thamiris.livejournal.com]

Heh. She's a hottie, although her counterpart on the show looks nothing like that!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

I figured she didn't look like that from your icon. You have no idea about the depth of my canon knowledge! It's grown by leaps and bounds over the past 25 minutes!!

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

More research turned up this Jimmy Olsen is a screaming drag queen in and out of the closet site.

Ack! omg, I'm being drawn in. *tries to hypnotise self: YOU MUST STOP. YOU MUST STOP.*

[thamiris.livejournal.com]

Bwhahaha! That's just...twisted. I wonder if the show will go in that direction....

[lobelia321.livejournal.com]

But there's no Jimmy Olsen in Smallville, is there? Because he comes in only later, doesn't he? Like Lois Lane.