porn bunny sga sandwich
Feb. 27th, 2006 09:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lobelia321So today I had a wicked porn bunny and it is definitely neither work nor child safe.
I was watching a porn-DVD (as one does) but it wasn't really doing the trick. Well, it wasn't doing the trick but it suddenly did another trick, namely the bunny trick.
I was watching a scene billed as a 'sandwich scene'. Two men fucking one woman at the same time (on top of a kitchen 'island' with ladles clattering around their heads but that is by the by). There was a close-up beaver shot of the two cocks going in and out of this lady, one man on his back below, rogering her vagina, and up above, bloke number two buggering her. And now, I observed an interesting anatomical detail. The woman's perineum seemed to have been stretched or squashed by this activity into a thin strip of skin. This resulted in the two cocks being very close together. In fact, so close were they that occasionally the top guy's balls brushed the bottom guy's shaft as they both went in and out.
Wham. Bunny time!
So I immediately thought, this could be McKay and Sheppard, and they are (conveniently -- how phenomenally helpful SGA is in its plot propositions!) kidnapped or some such by aliens or ancient-seeded humanoids, with Teyla, of course (or hm, could be Elizabeth Weir, how very interesting). And they are made to fuck her, both at once, one from below, and one from above. No, it's better that it's Teyla because there could be an interesting subterranean plot about how this doesn't faze her because Athosians bugger each other all the time, population control perhaps. Anyway, they are of course in floods of shame about this but it's all close your eyes and think of Earth, as it were. So they get on with it, gritting their teeth in horror but then, of course, their cocks touch. And they keep touching. So the top one moves a little, just a fraction, to get a better angle for the brushing-thing and there, oh, he groans, because now his balls are really stroking along the bottom's cock, and the woman's body is pressed in between them, but it's the hairy balls of the other one that's getting the top one off, and he comes and it is phenomenal.
And afterwards, of course, excruciatingly embarrassing. To remember this sliding-shafting thing and how he had angled himself better and how now he can't meet eyes. Strangely, he can meet Teyla's eyes but not... not... But he keeps thinking about this and imagining and he's never fucked anyone up the arse before but Teyla's arse felt fantastic and especially with the hairy balls... And yes, you can tell I haven't figured out who's the top and who's the bottom yet, that's where character comes in, and so far this is just one fantastic pwp porn bunny.
*fans self*
Porn! 'tis research!!!
If people can spin gold out of the SGA dung, then maybe I can squeeze a little honey juice out of the didn't-really-turn-me-on-as-such porn canon.
Also, I did a load of work today and I felt great! Working actually makes me content, when I finally stop procrastinating and just do it. I re-read most of my 137,000 words and I thought, shit, I am only going to have 90,000 max in the finished book, so this is a book right there. And many bits of it were really interesting and original and I enjoyed reading them, and I thought, maybe I can just shuffle and write connecting bits and hey presto, here I basically have a book. *boggles*
And then I got motivated about HP and thought, t'evenings is for my darling Ds. And because I saw Munich (I mean, there is a sequitur in there somewhere), I imagined how Draco first sees Dudley, across a crowded street, and then he nearly falls off his roof because, bloody hell, those muscles and those bulges and he is so big, and that turns Draco on no end. Except fuck, that's a muggle but what the hell, the sun is warm, and why not. So he rummages through his wardrobe and wades through the mess on his attic floor and finds some muggle clothes somewhere and throws them on. He puts on what he feels most comfortable in, something vaguely wizardish and robe-like but what it actually is, is a poncho, and he wears it with plus-fours and lace-up boots and, copying Harry's new hairdo, he ties his straggly hair back in a rubber band and he transfigures his wand into a knobbly Alpine walking stick. Mugglishly, he looks absolutely ridiculous but Dudley falls in love with him, anyway, because he can't help it, because he's been dreaming about this boy who fell out of a tree for the last five years and can't believe that here he is, standing on the other side of Wardour Street, clutching his strange stick until his knuckles are white.
I was watching a porn-DVD (as one does) but it wasn't really doing the trick. Well, it wasn't doing the trick but it suddenly did another trick, namely the bunny trick.
I was watching a scene billed as a 'sandwich scene'. Two men fucking one woman at the same time (on top of a kitchen 'island' with ladles clattering around their heads but that is by the by). There was a close-up beaver shot of the two cocks going in and out of this lady, one man on his back below, rogering her vagina, and up above, bloke number two buggering her. And now, I observed an interesting anatomical detail. The woman's perineum seemed to have been stretched or squashed by this activity into a thin strip of skin. This resulted in the two cocks being very close together. In fact, so close were they that occasionally the top guy's balls brushed the bottom guy's shaft as they both went in and out.
Wham. Bunny time!
So I immediately thought, this could be McKay and Sheppard, and they are (conveniently -- how phenomenally helpful SGA is in its plot propositions!) kidnapped or some such by aliens or ancient-seeded humanoids, with Teyla, of course (or hm, could be Elizabeth Weir, how very interesting). And they are made to fuck her, both at once, one from below, and one from above. No, it's better that it's Teyla because there could be an interesting subterranean plot about how this doesn't faze her because Athosians bugger each other all the time, population control perhaps. Anyway, they are of course in floods of shame about this but it's all close your eyes and think of Earth, as it were. So they get on with it, gritting their teeth in horror but then, of course, their cocks touch. And they keep touching. So the top one moves a little, just a fraction, to get a better angle for the brushing-thing and there, oh, he groans, because now his balls are really stroking along the bottom's cock, and the woman's body is pressed in between them, but it's the hairy balls of the other one that's getting the top one off, and he comes and it is phenomenal.
And afterwards, of course, excruciatingly embarrassing. To remember this sliding-shafting thing and how he had angled himself better and how now he can't meet eyes. Strangely, he can meet Teyla's eyes but not... not... But he keeps thinking about this and imagining and he's never fucked anyone up the arse before but Teyla's arse felt fantastic and especially with the hairy balls... And yes, you can tell I haven't figured out who's the top and who's the bottom yet, that's where character comes in, and so far this is just one fantastic pwp porn bunny.
*fans self*
Porn! 'tis research!!!
If people can spin gold out of the SGA dung, then maybe I can squeeze a little honey juice out of the didn't-really-turn-me-on-as-such porn canon.
Also, I did a load of work today and I felt great! Working actually makes me content, when I finally stop procrastinating and just do it. I re-read most of my 137,000 words and I thought, shit, I am only going to have 90,000 max in the finished book, so this is a book right there. And many bits of it were really interesting and original and I enjoyed reading them, and I thought, maybe I can just shuffle and write connecting bits and hey presto, here I basically have a book. *boggles*
And then I got motivated about HP and thought, t'evenings is for my darling Ds. And because I saw Munich (I mean, there is a sequitur in there somewhere), I imagined how Draco first sees Dudley, across a crowded street, and then he nearly falls off his roof because, bloody hell, those muscles and those bulges and he is so big, and that turns Draco on no end. Except fuck, that's a muggle but what the hell, the sun is warm, and why not. So he rummages through his wardrobe and wades through the mess on his attic floor and finds some muggle clothes somewhere and throws them on. He puts on what he feels most comfortable in, something vaguely wizardish and robe-like but what it actually is, is a poncho, and he wears it with plus-fours and lace-up boots and, copying Harry's new hairdo, he ties his straggly hair back in a rubber band and he transfigures his wand into a knobbly Alpine walking stick. Mugglishly, he looks absolutely ridiculous but Dudley falls in love with him, anyway, because he can't help it, because he's been dreaming about this boy who fell out of a tree for the last five years and can't believe that here he is, standing on the other side of Wardour Street, clutching his strange stick until his knuckles are white.