Baby!Dom slashed!!
Oct. 2nd, 2002 09:25 pmThe Hetty Wainthropp two-person fandom continues to develop at frenzied txting pace.
Lots of Baby!Dom-goodness by
demelzagirl and myself!
Geoffrey/Mr Wainthropp fps:
demelzagirl:
"Eh, our Geoffrey, you're more mature than you look."
"Oh, Mr Wainthropp, you don't know the half of it. I've been looking stuff up at t'reference library..."
"Mr Wainthropp, is it really necessary for us to share a bath?"
"Think on, Geoffrey, I'm not putting th'immersion on twice. Now turn round so I can scrub your back."
lobelia321:
"Now which of you two clowns left these stains on m'teacosy?"
Mr Wainthropp and Geoffrey exchanged guilty glances.
"Mr Wainthropp, what have you got there? Are those drugs??"
"Yes, m'boy, gives a whole new meaning to hot pot, doonit?"
demelzagirl:
"I do like to ramble on t'moors, Geoffrey."
"I'm not sure this is rambling, Mr W., and there's a thistle sticking in my arse."
"Don't fret, I'll kiss it better."
lobelia321:
On the scooter:
"Hold on tight, Mr Wainthropp, and careful with that spanner you're holding."
"That's no spanner, my dear boy."
"Oh! Shall we pull up behind that secluded barn for a sec?"
"You said we were going birdwatching, Mr W.!"
"And so we are, Geoffikins; let me watch your dickiebird, come on!"
demelzagirl:
"Ee, I don't know about that, our Geoff, me lumbago's been playing me up."
"Oh, go on, Mr W., just one game of naked Twister."
Oh, alright. Left foot yellow..."
lobelia321:
"What's that you've got there, Geoff?"
"Oh, it's just some cream for me spots, Mr W."
"I can think of a better use for that cream. Come and sit by me, lad."
demelzagirl:
"It's Hetty's bingo night, Geoffrey, and you know what that means."
"I'll fetch the squirty cream, Mr Wainthropp!"
"Just don't get any on the soft furnishings."
Bonus slash: rps by
demelzagirl!
The door to the dressing room swung open.
"Are you decent?"
"No," said Dom.
"That's what I hoped," Derek hissed and crept into the room.
"Come on, Derek, smile for the camera!"
"I've told you, Dominic lad, I'm camera shy!"
"That's not what you said that night with the polaroid..."
With illustration, thanks to
andraste_oz!
Anyone else want to join the fray??
Lots of Baby!Dom-goodness by
Geoffrey/Mr Wainthropp fps:
"Eh, our Geoffrey, you're more mature than you look."
"Oh, Mr Wainthropp, you don't know the half of it. I've been looking stuff up at t'reference library..."
"Mr Wainthropp, is it really necessary for us to share a bath?"
"Think on, Geoffrey, I'm not putting th'immersion on twice. Now turn round so I can scrub your back."
"Now which of you two clowns left these stains on m'teacosy?"
Mr Wainthropp and Geoffrey exchanged guilty glances.
"Mr Wainthropp, what have you got there? Are those drugs??"
"Yes, m'boy, gives a whole new meaning to hot pot, doonit?"
"I do like to ramble on t'moors, Geoffrey."
"I'm not sure this is rambling, Mr W., and there's a thistle sticking in my arse."
"Don't fret, I'll kiss it better."
On the scooter:
"Hold on tight, Mr Wainthropp, and careful with that spanner you're holding."
"That's no spanner, my dear boy."
"Oh! Shall we pull up behind that secluded barn for a sec?"
"You said we were going birdwatching, Mr W.!"
"And so we are, Geoffikins; let me watch your dickiebird, come on!"
"Ee, I don't know about that, our Geoff, me lumbago's been playing me up."
"Oh, go on, Mr W., just one game of naked Twister."
Oh, alright. Left foot yellow..."
"What's that you've got there, Geoff?"
"Oh, it's just some cream for me spots, Mr W."
"I can think of a better use for that cream. Come and sit by me, lad."
"It's Hetty's bingo night, Geoffrey, and you know what that means."
"I'll fetch the squirty cream, Mr Wainthropp!"
"Just don't get any on the soft furnishings."
Bonus slash: rps by
The door to the dressing room swung open.
"Are you decent?"
"No," said Dom.
"That's what I hoped," Derek hissed and crept into the room.
"Come on, Derek, smile for the camera!"
"I've told you, Dominic lad, I'm camera shy!"
"That's not what you said that night with the polaroid..."
With illustration, thanks to
Anyone else want to join the fray??
"Well, if you insist, Mr W, just one more..."
Date: 2002-10-02 02:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-10-02 02:12 pm (UTC)*whimper*
you are both truly evil
Re: "Well, if you insist, Mr W, just one more..."
Date: 2002-10-02 02:28 pm (UTC)evil?
Date: 2002-10-02 02:30 pm (UTC)Evil????
How can Baby!Dom be evil? Just look at him! Just look at both of them!!
They are begging for it!! Begging to be slashed, that is.
Oh the humanity!
Date: 2002-10-02 02:34 pm (UTC)*stares at pic* But oh! That look of Dommie's. Could easily be misinterpreted, yes indeed! Or interpreted, or whatever it is you have just done. So yeah. Just do more. :)
Re: Oh the humanity!
Date: 2002-10-02 02:43 pm (UTC)You mean: lots of good! Lots of slashlicious Baby!Dom-good!! Hah!
Oh yes, and interpret away. Where are Dom's hands, for example???
(no subject)
Date: 2002-10-02 03:15 pm (UTC)Congratulations. Keep it coming :)
Re: Oh the humanity!
Date: 2002-10-02 03:33 pm (UTC)Ugh. I think you might have actually squicked me. This is not easy to do. But does the fact that I want to read more mean that I am not actually squicked but just intrigued in the worst sort of way? OH, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???
Re: Oh the humanity!
Date: 2002-10-02 04:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-10-02 04:38 pm (UTC)You too are so worrying. And delightful. *g*
You didnt!?!
Date: 2002-10-02 04:53 pm (UTC)Oh, God.
You did.
meep.
(no subject)
Date: 2002-10-02 05:17 pm (UTC)Re: Oh the humanity!
Date: 2002-10-02 07:36 pm (UTC)Re: Oh the humanity!
Date: 2002-10-02 11:42 pm (UTC)::grins::
My work here is done...one down, the rest of the internet to go.
(no subject)
Date: 2002-10-02 11:48 pm (UTC)not shocked??
Date: 2002-10-03 02:01 am (UTC)Um... I beg to differ. Here's proof of a txt-exchange (in true sleuth record-keeping fashion, mwuahahahah!!).
Billy glared at the sleeping baby. It had a familiar lopsided chin, but no Scottish charm. "You are not my son!" he hissed as Dom sobbed hormonally behind him.
Startlingly intense pinpricks of sensation coursed through Dom's breast as the tiny mouth sucked the milk out of him. "Can I try some, too?" said Billy.
YOU ARE SICK AND EVIL AND I JUST THREW MY PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM IN A FIT OF SQUICKEDNESS. That is all.
*points up* Look everyone!! Demelza was squicked!
*cackles evilly and retreats behind convenient breeze-block wall to avoid flying celery*
Re: not shocked??
Date: 2002-10-03 01:34 pm (UTC)And as for you, corruptor of
youthDemelza ...