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The Hetty Wainthropp two-person fandom continues to develop at frenzied txting pace.

Lots of Baby!Dom-goodness by [livejournal.com profile] demelzagirl and myself!



Geoffrey/Mr Wainthropp fps:

[livejournal.com profile] demelzagirl:
"Eh, our Geoffrey, you're more mature than you look."
"Oh, Mr Wainthropp, you don't know the half of it. I've been looking stuff up at t'reference library..."

"Mr Wainthropp, is it really necessary for us to share a bath?"
"Think on, Geoffrey, I'm not putting th'immersion on twice. Now turn round so I can scrub your back."

[livejournal.com profile] lobelia321:
"Now which of you two clowns left these stains on m'teacosy?"
Mr Wainthropp and Geoffrey exchanged guilty glances.

"Mr Wainthropp, what have you got there? Are those drugs??"
"Yes, m'boy, gives a whole new meaning to hot pot, doonit?"

[livejournal.com profile] demelzagirl:
"I do like to ramble on t'moors, Geoffrey."
"I'm not sure this is rambling, Mr W., and there's a thistle sticking in my arse."
"Don't fret, I'll kiss it better."

[livejournal.com profile] lobelia321:
On the scooter:
"Hold on tight, Mr Wainthropp, and careful with that spanner you're holding."
"That's no spanner, my dear boy."
"Oh! Shall we pull up behind that secluded barn for a sec?"

"You said we were going birdwatching, Mr W.!"
"And so we are, Geoffikins; let me watch your dickiebird, come on!"

[livejournal.com profile] demelzagirl:
"Ee, I don't know about that, our Geoff, me lumbago's been playing me up."
"Oh, go on, Mr W., just one game of naked Twister."
Oh, alright. Left foot yellow..."

[livejournal.com profile] lobelia321:
"What's that you've got there, Geoff?"
"Oh, it's just some cream for me spots, Mr W."
"I can think of a better use for that cream. Come and sit by me, lad."

[livejournal.com profile] demelzagirl:
"It's Hetty's bingo night, Geoffrey, and you know what that means."
"I'll fetch the squirty cream, Mr Wainthropp!"
"Just don't get any on the soft furnishings."

Bonus slash: rps by [livejournal.com profile] demelzagirl!
The door to the dressing room swung open.
"Are you decent?"
"No," said Dom.
"That's what I hoped," Derek hissed and crept into the room.

"Come on, Derek, smile for the camera!"
"I've told you, Dominic lad, I'm camera shy!"
"That's not what you said that night with the polaroid..."




With illustration, thanks to [livejournal.com profile] andraste_oz!

Anyone else want to join the fray??

"Well, if you insist, Mr W, just one more..."

Date: 2002-10-02 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badgermonkey.livejournal.com
Look! The grin! He loves it, the dirty little so-and-so! And second now, Mr W. will be ripping Geoffrey's ill-fitting denim jacket right off with his teeth, I can just tell...And what is Mr Wainthropp looking at in that pic? There is definitely more to this than meets the eye.
From: [identity profile] lobelia321.livejournal.com
And where, please, are Dom's hands??? Firmly on... yes, well. And Mr W. possibly looking at bottle of squirty cream... or at mirror!!!!

(no subject)

Date: 2002-10-02 02:12 pm (UTC)
lazulus: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lazulus
My eyes! My eyes!

*whimper*

you are both truly evil

evil?

Date: 2002-10-02 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lobelia321.livejournal.com
Evil?

Evil????

How can Baby!Dom be evil? Just look at him! Just look at both of them!!

They are begging for it!! Begging to be slashed, that is.

Oh the humanity!

Date: 2002-10-02 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brightest-blue.livejournal.com
I should have known that no good could possibly come of you and Demelza txting each other like madpersons. No good tatall! *shakes head*

*stares at pic* But oh! That look of Dommie's. Could easily be misinterpreted, yes indeed! Or interpreted, or whatever it is you have just done. So yeah. Just do more. :)


Re: Oh the humanity!

Date: 2002-10-02 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lobelia321.livejournal.com
No good tatall!

You mean: lots of good! Lots of slashlicious Baby!Dom-good!! Hah!

Oh yes, and interpret away. Where are Dom's hands, for example???

Re: Oh the humanity!

Date: 2002-10-02 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brightest-blue.livejournal.com
Ummm . . . I couldn't tell you where Dom's hands are. But from the look on his face it would appear . . . hmmmm.

Ugh. I think you might have actually squicked me. This is not easy to do. But does the fact that I want to read more mean that I am not actually squicked but just intrigued in the worst sort of way? OH, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???

Re: Oh the humanity!

Date: 2002-10-02 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burntcopper.livejournal.com
Demelza has corrupted you, that's what it is. Donb't listen to her when she talks about appliances.

Re: Oh the humanity!

Date: 2002-10-02 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brightest-blue.livejournal.com
That must be it. Now that I know that a toaster is capable of lascivious thoughts- thanks to Demelza- nothing has the power to shock me!

Re: Oh the humanity!

Date: 2002-10-02 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badgermonkey.livejournal.com
nothing has the power to shock me!

::grins::

My work here is done...one down, the rest of the internet to go.

not shocked??

Date: 2002-10-03 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lobelia321.livejournal.com
nothing has the power to shock me!

Um... I beg to differ. Here's proof of a txt-exchange (in true sleuth record-keeping fashion, mwuahahahah!!).

[livejournal.com profile] demelzagirl:
Billy glared at the sleeping baby. It had a familiar lopsided chin, but no Scottish charm. "You are not my son!" he hissed as Dom sobbed hormonally behind him.

[livejournal.com profile] lobelia321:
Startlingly intense pinpricks of sensation coursed through Dom's breast as the tiny mouth sucked the milk out of him. "Can I try some, too?" said Billy.

[livejournal.com profile] demelzagirl
YOU ARE SICK AND EVIL AND I JUST THREW MY PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM IN A FIT OF SQUICKEDNESS. That is all.

*points up* Look everyone!! Demelza was squicked!

*cackles evilly and retreats behind convenient breeze-block wall to avoid flying celery*

Re: not shocked??

Date: 2002-10-03 01:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] viva-gloria.livejournal.com
Oh hell. Look, everyone, Never tell Lobelia you can't be shocked by anything else ever

And as for you, corruptor of youthDemelza ...

(no subject)

Date: 2002-10-02 03:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] uluviel.livejournal.com
The mental image of Dom/Derek made me shudder, and not in a good way. That's the first time that's happened to me, and I've read some pretty fucked up stuff.

Congratulations. Keep it coming :)

(no subject)

Date: 2002-10-02 04:38 pm (UTC)
ext_17864: (bang)
From: [identity profile] cupiscent.livejournal.com
*facepalms, laughing helplessly*

You too are so worrying. And delightful. *g*

You didnt!?!

Date: 2002-10-02 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msallegro.livejournal.com
*peeks between fingers*

Oh, God.

You did.

meep.

(no subject)

Date: 2002-10-02 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poornapoleon.livejournal.com
You. Two. Are. BONKERS!

(no subject)

Date: 2002-10-02 11:48 pm (UTC)
lazulus: (Default)
From: [personal profile] lazulus
They're just spreading the tack, dear.

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